Anyone with tips on where to find great beer and food? Don't be shy, I want to pick your brain.
I love to cook- my sauce game is unfuckwitable.
Sometimes I do stuff like:
Go to concerts.
Quote the GZA, Raekwon, or Nas in meetings.
Get chased by angry pit bulls through cemeteries.
Listen to music, drink whiskey, eat food, and drive cars- not in that order.
Marching to the beat of my own drum.
Dancing poorly till 5 AM.
Food: I once wrote a poem about hamburgers. 100% serious.
Movies: Django Unchained, Birdman, Ryan Gosling- mostly because of the movie where he plays a crack head, I'm not in love with the guy.
I watch a lot of TV, so all the shows that don't suck.
Atypical Friday: Get home from work, cook, begin eating, pass out halfway through my meal. The plus side is brunch is usually only six inches from my face. That's my lifehack.
You're Rashida Jones or Rosario Dawson.
You're smart and like eating almost as much as you like stand up guys.
You want to abuse my HBO Go and Netfkix subscriptions.
Also...maybe you thought about messaging me first.