First off, you should know that I am married, and in an open relationship. If this is a huge turn off for you, then I've just saved you a bunch of time. You are most welcome.
If not, then I suppose I'll make an attempt at a Self Summary. Unfortunately, every time I start to write one, I feel like an enormous, self-absorbed ass. I suppose feeling that way is normal, unless you really ARE a self-absorbed ass. I mean, if you were, how would you know?
I spend a lot of time thinking about second guessing myself.
Ooh. That's good. I should have saved that one for further down.
Instead, this section is a cause for great self reflection. What AM I doing with my life? Then I pour some wine and stare into space for a long time. This question makes me uncomfortable.
Otherwise, I'm really good at going unnoticed. Ooh. I should have said that above.
Food - I'm not a picky eater, and I enjoy many varieties. My wife is more of a foodie. She can tell you where to find a GOOD tiramisu. I'm just happy to cram the yummy sugary treat into my pie hole.