BPooleAZ
53 Green Valley, United States
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My self-summary
Don't even know what to say anymore.

I'm eclectic (and kind of subtly weird).

You're subtly weird (and eclectic).

We're the life of the party (it's kind of a medium lively party).

If you have ever said or thought "I'm too old for (anything whatsoever)" then you're too old for me. I'm extremely young for my age in every way - physically, intellectually, spiritually.

Hablo mucho Español, pero es el Español de un gabacho. Tengo lo que necesito ;)

I'm an occasional cannabis consultant (yes, that's a thing). That's why I do drugs often. I haven't filled a prescription in about 10 years or been to a doctor in about seven. Winning.

Some fun and/or interesting things I have done (you decide which is which):

- Ride in a presidential motorcade.
- Watch a grave exhumed.
- Trip on the clock at a Grateful Dead concert.
- Politely bitch out Milton Berle.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning.
Yes.
Steve the dog.
Figuring out what the fuck is up with that.
Going over to see what the fuck is up with that.
Asking you if you know what the fuck is up with that.
Thanking.
Being positive.
Not having things.
Being an off-road Jeep tour guide for fun and profit.
I’m really good at
Today.
Being amazed.
Vulnerability.
Thanking (see What I'm Doing With My Life above).
Finding the best bike routes.
Spelling 📝
Talking too loud.
Beer.
Vodka.
Not having things.
Not letting you get me down (this will eventually piss you off. I will try not to laugh when that happens).
Being the most left-wing person you know.
The first things people usually notice about me
The hug they are getting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really have favorites. I like ... learning, running, laughing, rabble rousing, hiking, golf, working out, hanging out, stopping by. Drinks. Sky. Water. Sun. Dirt. Rocks. Plants. Bugs. Backpacks. Naked women. Vitality. Laughs, helping people see unrealized potential, being positive, oddities, firsts, lasts and onlys, cussing‼️

I also like ... Voltaire; Mark Twain; Viktor Frankl; lamas; non-fiction; biographies of evil politicians; bikes for transportation; semi-Buddhist musings; old blues, old country, old bluegrass, new indie/alt rock, punk rock, hip-hop and DISCO, BITCH!

I haven't had a TV since 2007. Here's a partial list of shows you probably love that I have never seen: Orange is the New Black, House, Survivor, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Game of Thrones, any version of CSI.
The six things I could never do without
- Positivity
- Gratitude
- Humor
- People
- New experiences
- Motion (sometimes very, very, highly illegally fast)
- Steve
- Outdoors
- Music
- Cheating on lists, because it's one of my many ways of jamming a stick in The Man's eye😐
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being involved in life, doing the right thing, giving away stuff and/or knowledge and/or time. My two grown kids👔👗Dependent origination. Sex 😈 Sex again 😈💭
On a typical Friday night I am
Um, out on a date? With friends? Making soup? Writing this Bradifesto📘?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In February 2011, I shot about 200 pictures of myself chopping firewood naked at about three frames per second, then compiled them into a short video set to Brad's "Bad For The Soul." It didn't start out as a plan, and there is nothing sexual about it in any way. It's just a really weird performance art piece?
You should message me if
You are ...

Smart
Funny
Active
Fit
Adventurous
Open
Cute
Informed
Crazy
Adventurous again
Sexy 💋
Smart again
Sexy again
- and/or -
Smart for a third time.

I would love to find a girlfriend who has traveled and wants more. I'm drawn to people who are amazed a lot, grateful and try hard not to be fake. It would help if you have a cynical sense of humor. You think nothing is too serious to joke about. Nothing. Are you a fit, caring partner in crime, maybe even just for a crime spree? You should probably be a little rough around the edges (please see peeing anywhere below). Ideally, your wild side escapes often. Someone who is mostly honest and open and humble would get my attention. Do you fuck like a wild animal? How do you feel about starving artists? Dive bar bloody Marys, anyone? Ever think about selling everything you own and moving to South America? Do you love your tent and sleeping bag as if they were pets? Can you pee anywhere?

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