I tend to most get along with dudes who speak sarcasm fluently, have their life together and are OK with the fact I can't cook. I find the ability to go from a t-shirt to a tux very sexy.
I'm ready to settle down, have a few kids running around the house, and do family stuff that make others jealous. Extremely family-oriented guy here and looking for someone who shares the same values. Also, sick of being asked when the grandkids are happening.
I've got two dogs that keep me extremely busy, where the word "sit" sounds more like a suggestion than a command. They're sweet. Sweeter if you have a treat.
I love my career, although it's very demanding and the spontaneity can sometimes be annoying, I would feel lost without it. When I'm not in the office, you can likely find me picking up dog poop (hopefully it's my dogs') and/or doing laundry. Those are many times related.
I got the bar-hopping out of my system years ago. I'm much more down for a night out with friends that doesn't involve coming home at 5 a.m.
And ENFP, since apparently everyone is doing this:
Side note: if all your photos are selfies I'm going to assume you have no friends. (But seriously.)
I read almost everything on my iPad - and am a complete news junkie, which is good considering my career.
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