39 Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
Currently seeking: new friends with phenomenal taste OR an adorable sidekick to aid me in my quest for world domination (if applying for the latter, please respond with requisite skill set).

This is how I see the world:

I’m really good at
- Sarcasm
- Getting out "that's what she said" first.
- Making you laugh
- Magic
- Lying about being good at magic.
- Speaking English with a faux French accent.
- Punctuality.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I am (constantly) wearing a leotard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Her, American Hustle, Dead Man, Secretary, Cashback, Rushmore, The Killing, Annie Hall, The Good Girl, Crumb, The Endurance, Barton Fink, In the Mood for Love, Rivers & Tides, Amelie, The Third Man, Broadway Danny Rose, Waiting for Guffman, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Il Postino, Dr. Strangelove, Bullets Over Broadway, Hannah and Her Sisters, Total Eclipse, The Red Violin, Garden State, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Harold and Maude, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Wonder Boys, Ghost Dog, Memento, Back to the Future, Fight Club, Touch of Evil, Better Off Dead.

Desert Island Band: The Beatles


Recent discoveries and things in heavy rotation at the moment:

Hurray For The Riff Raff, Poliça, The Bandana Splits, Other Lives, Phantogram, Rhye, Kishi Bashi, Depthford Goth, Kopecky Family Band, Deerhunter, The Little Willies, CHVRCHES, Keston Cobblers Club; Frank Ocean; Geographer; Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside; Wild Belle; Darwin Deeze; Precious Bryant; Agnes Obel; Hella Better Dancer; CocoRosie; Melodica, Melody and Me; Wild Child; Agent Ribbons; Andrew Bird (always); Beirut; Tallest Man On Earth; Wye Oak; Little Miss Higgins; Paul Curreri; Jolie Holland, Little Joy.
The six things I could never do without
Presently: family, macbook pro, spotify, smart wool socks, dogs & comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cyan Magenta Yellow & Black.
On a typical Friday night I am
Abusing my liver with friends, alone at a cafe with a stack of books and magazines, wanting to find a nice little jazz club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
See above.
You should message me if
A) You are funny, cute and quirky.
B) You love Louis C.K.
C) You have some sort of accent or can fake one really well.