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My self-summary
Married and looking for some friends locally, recently moved to Temple to live with my darling husband.
What I’m doing with my life
Adjusting to living in this new climate! Working on improving my health, and helping my husband raise his two beautiful sons. I've been very blessed to have a great family.
I’m really good at
I'm really good with directions, currently I do not drive because of some eye related issues but I am always picked to be the navigator on road trips with my girlfriends, it is very rare that I get lost, and it's even more rare that I get lost without an idea of how to get straightened out, to date we've only had to stop and ask for directions once. So to all the people who assume women aren't good with directions.. I say Neener Neener Neener.

When I find time for it, I'm fairly good at fine arts. Painting, drawing, gluing things together.

My friends think I'm good with quips, but I typically have to be provoked for any of the really creative ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses, maybe my smile. Maybe a big mane of curls, that's what I notice when I'm oogling myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.. well I love to read but I really dont have the time I'd like to enjoy any serious reading. All of my favorites are old books. 1984, Things Fall Apart, Pride and Prejudice. I've been slowly leaning into some feminist writers, I'm a fan of Elizabeth Wurtzels' Bitch, in praise of difficult women. The World Without Us by Alan Weisman is my current read, and I'm just dying to talk about it with someone. It's a little depressing really, the mass destruction we're inflicting.

Movie wise I'm all over the board, I love movies! I adore Tarantino, among my favorites Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, and Hero. I'm still a kid at heart and dont mind spending an afternoon cuddled up watching The Labyrinth, or The Last Unicorn. Horror flicks are a must! The Poltergeist, From Dusk until Dawn, House of 1000 Corpses, Friday the 13th, It, and there are so many others that I could just keep listing them for a while. The more humorous horror flicks are great too, such as Dead Alive or Nightmare on Elm Street. Comedy? Sure, I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith flicks, Mall Rats, Clerks, Dogma. I can't talk about funny movies without mentioning the one, the only, Mel Brooks, I still crack up when I watch Blazing Saddles or History of the World part 1. I also dig Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters, gotta love those funny kinda spooky flicks. I'm a fan of Tom Hanks, when I'm feeling moody I tend to reach for Forest Gump to enjoy a little sob fest. I also looooooove Star Wars, I never get tired of watching them, the story is timeless. There are many other movies I'd like to add to this list, but to be honest I could talk about movies forever.

Alright so recently, there has been debate about Planet Terror and where its credits lie. Of course it is a Robert Rodriguez film, but do you honestly think Tarantino wasn't at his side, helping, pointing things out, or offering ideas? Because its just the same with Death Proof Car, the other half of Grindhouse. Also, if you picked up the Planet Terror dvd, then you can check out the big seminar where they explain some of this.

Music.. mwahahaha..ICP, Tech n9ne, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, Phunk Junkeez, Def Leppard, The Styx, Poison, Joan Jett, Blondie, David Bowie, ZZ Top, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Pharcyde, Digital Underground, Beastie Boys, Bone Thugs n Harmony, Tupac, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Chris Cornell, Stone Temple Pilots, 311, Sublime, Billy Joel, Derek Trucks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Amy Winehouse, Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen, Fuel, Heart, Chingon, Amy Winehouse, Bela Fleck, Sarah McLaughlan, Bad Company, Nirvana, Santana, Rehab, Janis Joplin, Queen, System Of A Down, Prince, Smokey Robinson, Bob Marley

Mmmmmmmmm beer. As a 24 year old, its my right to enjoy drinking! It'd be easier to rattle off the types of beer I refuse to drink, such as Miller, Coors, Natural Ice, Old Swill.. yuck yuck yuck. Some favorites are Rolling Rock, Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and I love to taste new or different beers.

Concerning liquor, I'm pretty open minded. I have to be very careful with Vodka, I got really tanked off of vodka in high school and sometimes the smell just turns my stomach. I prefer Whiskey and Tequila and I enjoy them best in a shot glass. Thats good times.

As a representative of plus sized women everywhere, let me be the first to admit that I love food. I love to cook and I love to eat. Some of my favorite foods tend to be spicy. I havent met a type of food I dislike, from mexican to thai to french.. yum yum. I have a tendancy to lean towards vegetarian foods. I dont like shitty quality meats, I'm picky about how its cooked and the texture. However, on occasion its hard for me to turn down a nice juicy steak or some tastey bacon.
Six things I could never do without
Lighters, Curly hair products (I never realized how seriously dependant I am on quality hair care products), Laughing, Batteries, Friends, Family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucked up the world is. What can I do to help? Is it pointless to be concerned in the first place? If I were an intelligent life form from another planet, would I stop by earth? Or would I keep cruising and lock the doors to my spaceship.. Is earth in "the hood" of the universe? Why do people assume aliens are human like in the first place? They could be giant purple, winged alligators or something. How often "nice" guys say things like "I'm not like other guys, everyone says so," and how its never true. There are some behaviors that are completely "manish." Stop denying it boys. How I can be a feminist and still get sucked into fashion and make up?

"Women are not in the wrong when they decline to accept the rules laid down for them, since men make these rules without consulting them. No wonder intrigue and strife abound" -Michel de Montaigne
Thats precisely how I feel about any societal or religiously imposed "rules" on how women should behave. I say fuck the rules.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my husband, either out having a nice dinner or at home drinking beer and playing World of Warcraft
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a top secret plan to drop everyone who pisses me off into an active volcano

I play World of Warcraft.

One day I'm going to snap, return to the forest, hunt down poachers and wear their skin.
You should message me if
you think religion is a joke, you like pina coladas; getting caught in the rain, you think that Steve Guttenberg is fucking awesome, you prefer brutal honesty to insincerity, you are a bee charmer, you can read hieroglyphics or you have a helicopter near hawaii that I can borrow for a couple of days. OR if you live near Temple Texas and are looking to hang out with a fun laid back couple, strictly platonic please.
The two of us