32Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
Moved to Dallas for work. Not a television owner. Dislike all children. Quite humble. Terse.

Living for those perfect moments.

I am a minimalist and prefer an ascetic lifestyle.
What I’m doing with my life
I will buy a boat (to be named Hyperion) in 2.5 years and sail to Norway.

In the meantime I tend to work too much, ponder happiness, avoid paying student loans, and take on too many hobbies.

Currently wondering if people actually go on work out dates? Prelude to laundry dates or grocery dates? Scale down to dog and cat walking dates?
I’m really good at
Obeying gravity.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pretty much the worst guy to ever jazz up a gal in a bar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Oh yes Jazz...It's just insolent noise" Me rikey the Jazz.

Diets are boring, but mine is peculiar. I'm attempting to homogenize diets under the guise of sustainability, reduced risk of common diet-related health diseases, cost-effectiveness, improved brain health/function, and genetic compatability. We all know the root reason anyone changes their eating habits, no?
Six things I could never do without
A challenge is enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm thinking about something I could just as easily be doing, like writing this sentence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Steady as she goes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OkCupid is my wingman...or wingbaby?
You should message me if
You like guys with dangerously high student loan debt.
You don't mind uncertain futures.
You like arguing without being full versed on topics.
You like atypical dates.
I give you tingles in a silly place.
You don't have children. Sorry, but I'm not at that place in my life.
You are competitive.
You don't want to get married within the next 10-40 years.
You think I've made myself totally undateable (real word?) and have genuine, creative suggestions about lying to girls to get a date.
You like to elevate your heart rate.
The two of us