I'm a nerd/geek/dork.
Most of the jokes I make are just to make myself laugh.
I have a twisted sense of humor.
I have an industrial bar in my left ear.
I used to have my eyebrow done. I want more piercings.
Styrofoam is evil.
My sister is my best friend.
I know a lot about a little.
Sometimes i'll wear a kilt.
There is no part of my ancestry that involves kilt-wearing.
I have strong opinions about things that matter to me.
I love who I am.
If someone has a really low match % with me I just tend to assume they're really religious. I put "atheism" because there was no "anti-theism" option.
Books- Almost anything by Gaiman or Palahniuk. American Gods. Good Omens. Fight Club. The Ender's Game series. Game of Thrones. Preacher. Harry Potter.
Movies- Guy Ritchie is a champion. Snatch. Lock Stock. Revolver. RocknRolla. Gladiator. Fight Club. Layer Cake. Muppet Treasure Island. Green Street Hooligans. Hook. Die Hard (Best Christmas movie ever). Water World. The Room. Dr Horrible. Wet Hot American Summer. Saving Private Ryan. Anything by Mel Brooks. Gladiator. Lucky Number Slevin. Labyrinth. Beetlejuice. The Boondock Saints.
Shows- South Park. How I Met Your Mother. Big Bang Theory. 30 Rock. Southland. Mad Men. Lost. Battlestar Galactica. Star Trek. Firefly! Californication. In other news.... Jersey Shore is a crime against humanity.
Music- Atmosphere. Basshunter. The Beastie Boys. The Bloodhound Gang. The Blow. Cake. Cascada. Chromeo. Clipse. Daft Punk. The Darkness. David Guetta. Deadmau5. Dispatch. Disturbed. Earth Wind & Fire. Electric Six. Eminem. Flogging Molly. Frank Sinatra. Goldfinger. Gorillaz. Head Automatica. Jamiroquai. Jurassic 5. Justice. Kanye. Kenna. Kid Cudi. Less than Jake. Lit. Ludo. Me First & the Gimme Gimmes. MGMT. Michael Jackson. Mika. MSTRKRFT. NaS. The Prodigy. Queen. Rage Against the Machine. Rancid. Richard Cheese. Rick Astley. Rx Bandits. Scissor Sisters. Stevie Wonder. Streetlight Manifesto. Sublime. Super Mash Bros. Tupac. Weezer. 2 Live Crew.
Food- I was vegan for a while, and felt great while I did it. I'm considering it again just for that reason. That said... as of right now I will eat anything and everything (seriously...) My favorite food is sushi. I would eat it every day if I could.
I need a space that I can call my own, even if it's just temporary.
I could never do without a smile.
Oh...and good local beer...
Seriously... Imagine how dumb the average person is... now realize that exactly half the people on the planet are dumber than that.
....and honestly...it really depends on what state i'm in...
Talk to you soon. :)