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My self-summary
While I may be a Geek I do not currently live in the Backwoods. I apologize for any confusion my incredibly creative name may have caused.

Want more self-summary? Tough. My beard and I are too busy.

I say what I mean and I do what I say. I keep myself really busy so I'm pretty independent. I want to be honest and straightforward. I've noticed people posting acronyms for personality types. If you don't get a good picture from this profile how about we get a drink or something and find out the good 'ol fashioned way.
What I’m doing with my life
I just got back from a long trip overseas and I'm in the mood to get into some crazy shit.

I want to take some chances and get a little messy. You want to join me?
I’m really good at
Self Deprecation?
Eating with a fork?
Smiling slyly and Winking knowingly?
Certainly not making up humorous things to be good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyebrows. Beard. the fact that I'm (apparently) made up of 95% hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I wear what I like on my sleeve (metaphorically) so if you get to know me you'll figure it out.

Movies: City Slickers, Ghostbusters, True Grit, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Back To The Future, Evil Dead II

Comics/Books: Y The Last Man, Invincible, Powers, Battle Royal, The Hobbit, The Bus Driver Who Wanted To Be God

Music: The Guess Who, The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Eagles of Death Metal, The Blues Brothers, The Sheepdogs, The Band, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bob Dylan

Food: I can't sayI have one favorite food - but I do like a good reason to cook a full meal. Especially if its for someone I like.

Honestly there's too much to keep listing. If you want to know more just ask!
Six things I could never do without
I can cut it down to an even 3:
1) a pen
2) paper
3) large bodies of water (in which to swim/boat)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
anything but OK Cupid and yet...
On a typical Friday night I am
therefore I think?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once broke a toe while getting out of bed.
You should message me if
you dare.

But in all seriousness you will undoubtedly wrestle internally whether its the right decision to message someone who is so clearly a bad boy. Will I break your heart? Will I ride off into the sunset? You'll never know unless you take that first step.
The two of us