I hate my family, and have done my best to push them as far away as is humanly possible.
I am extremely uptight, and I do not like to have a good time.
Movies: My Big Fat Greek Wedding and I are in a strict monogamous relationship. It's a drug.
Shows: The New Girl
Music: Country and rap are the only authentic venues of true musical expression left in America. Everything else is just masturbation.
Fuck food. If you could get everything you need in a pill, I'd never look back.
Fuck the Red Sox.
Fuck my iPhone. (I'm not ashamed to say this.)