31 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm fairly simple to summarize. I don't like people, and most of the people who you might call my friends annoy the piss out of me. I can't stand to be around them. I have a dog, but I try to make him as small a part of my life as possible. It's hard to imagine continuing to live with him perpetually occupying my living space.
I hate my family, and have done my best to push them as far away as is humanly possible.
I am extremely uptight, and I do not like to have a good time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Every night I read the Harry Potter books, to myself and to my house, angrily and aloud.

Movies: My Big Fat Greek Wedding and I are in a strict monogamous relationship. It's a drug.

Shows: The New Girl

Music: Country and rap are the only authentic venues of true musical expression left in America. Everything else is just masturbation.

Fuck food. If you could get everything you need in a pill, I'd never look back.
The six things I could never do without
Fuck beer.

Fuck sex.

Fuck the Red Sox.

Fuck my iPhone. (I'm not ashamed to say this.)

Fuck coffee.

Fuck music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well...I mean, obviously fuck sex, that makes perfect sense.
You should message me if
I refuse to date anyone who makes me talk like an idiot.