Fuck these things:
* you if you can't take a joke
* I hate binary gender but love binary code.
For money, I'm part of a radical technology cooperative. Getting it off the ground ate my last four years. I'm looking to be interesting again, and looking for people to do that with.
That said, I have a number of theoretically useful skills. I'm experienced with providing first aid for rubber bullet wounds. I can pick locks. I have two mostly-finished inventions that multiple beta testers have told me I should patent, but they are both a) dangerous to the end user, b) of highly questionable legality, and c) fuck patents. So basically you want me on your heist team.
Movies include "The House of Yes", mainly for Genevieve Bujold. "Dial M for Murder" in 3-D was also special, and I'm partial to a good heist flick. My two favorite films are definitely "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" and "Harold and Maude" though.
According to iTunes, my favorite music includes the Magnetic Fields, Liz Phair, Against Me!, and Dead Prez. Generally you'll find me listening to Irish punk podcasts. Or Spotify's top 100, I'm not fancy.
I don't watch TV, but not because I'm a snob. So if I AM watching TV, I'm catching up on what everyone else was raving about 10 years ago, like "The Wire" or "The Sopranos".
N.B. - If compatibility in media tastes is important to you, I'm probably not the person for you. My brain doesn't work like that.
Peanut sauce, fresh-baked bread, and homemade coconut milk ice cream. Though my favorite food category is undoubtedly sandwiches.
Reading this, the impression I have of me is "different like all the different people". Perhaps accurate, but I'm very happy with who I am.
Blank Scrabble tiles
Tabbed web browsing
My million-dollar ideas that will never make me a million dollars. Like the BedFridge. Or my backdating mail service for late college applications or rent checks. Vitamin-fortified alcohol and cigarettes. The unifying element to my inventions is that they are born of my personal malingering.
You are OK with Non-monogamous relationships (though at the moment my primary relationship is with myself).
You think the terms "gender normative" and "intersectionality" are obnoxious and elitist yet indispensable nevertheless.
You find awkward dorkiness endearing, and maybe have a touch of it yourself.
OK, where else do you put more keywords?
Words like poly and polyamorous usually bring to mind pagan Renaissance Faire Trekkies. I'm not one of them, thanks for asking.
Feminism is important.
Similarly, I support anarchism but I'm hardly an anarchist. Call me a non-denominational anti-authoritarian.