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My self-summary
Who am I? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out but I'll share these little tidbits with you:

I'm bald,
I'm nutty,
I'm sarcastic,
I'm sardonic,
I love The Clash and The Ramones,
I love coffee,
I'm Impulsive,
I'm generous,
I sing (in the shower),
I love movies,
I went to film school,
I've been an extra in a couple of flicks,
I'm unpredictable,
I'm shy,
I'm weird,
I'm a geek,
I can be silly at times,
I have ADD,
I'm hairy (except the one place I want to be; my head!),
I think high heels and stockings are the sexiest thing a woman could ever wear,
I love to travel,
I know how to travel on the cheap,
English is my second language but you could hardly tell by my accent.

Well, if you're still reading this it means I've piqued your interest so go ahead and message me. What have you got to lose?

What I’m doing with my life
I'm the I.T. guy in a factory that makes toilet paper (I'm not making that up). I also do the occasional film work.
I’m really good at
Making sarcastic comments on my dating site profiles, making Chicken Vindaloo, remembering the most trivial facts, video editing, remembering people's birthdays, ending my sentences with prepositions (I never learned English grammar in school, so cut me a break. I still think I'm rather good for a non-native speaker)
The first things people usually notice about me
My shiny forehead. Also that I sometimes tend to be quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, The light of Other Days, 2001, Animal Farm, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Slaughterhouse-Five

Movies: I love too many movies but some of my all time faves are Clerks, Reservoir Dogs, El Mariachi, Pulp Fiction, Citizen Kane, Fitzcarraldo, Dr. Strangelove, SLC Punk!, Goodbye Lenin, Apocalypse Now, Edward Scissorhands, Le dîner de cons, Blade Runner, Back to the Future, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Office Space, Shallow Grave, Stand By Me, A Clockwork Orange, E.T., 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Rutles, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Barry Lyndon, The Shawshank Redemption, All the Monty Python movies

Shows: Bojack Horseman, Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, The IT Crowd, House, Lie to Me, Mythbusters, Kids in the Hall, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, The Young Ones, Bottom, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Futurama, The Simpsons (the early years)

Music: I love all sorts of music and my tastes change a lot so here's some bands off the top of my head: The Clash, Ramones, Bérurier Noir, Ludwig Von 88, Sex Pistols, UK Subs, Les Colocs, Metallica, Oasis, The Pixies, Action Pact!, Jimi Hendrix, Green Day, Stiff Little Fingers, Jean Leloup, Sham 69, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Ween, Pearl Jam, The Adolescents, Chron Gen, The Replacements, The Offspring, The Beatles, Dead Kennedys, The Exploited, Fugazi, The Misfits, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, The Gruesomes, The Buzzcocks, Circle Jerks, The Cranberries, Talking Heads, Cock Sparrer, CCR, Killing Joke, Moist, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Violent Femmes, Pennywise, The Cramps, Rainbow Butt Monkeys, Soundgarden, Beck

Food: Turkey, Poutine, Paté chinois, Chicken Vindaloo, Rotisserie Chicken, Broccoli, Pad thai with shrimp, Cipaille, Tourtière, Pasta, Caesar salad, Yorkies (candy bar from England, hard to find here)
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, water, shelter, clothing, Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why some people accuse me of being too honest in my profile. How can one be too honest on these? How is this a bad thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually taking it easy. I'm more of a Saturday kind of guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In the past I've suffered from severe depression and an anxiety disorder but both have been under control for a long time. If this turns you off, it's your loss. I don't think I should be ashamed or keep quiet about it.

Furthermore, I was D.B. Cooper. There I said it, I don't have to pretend anymore :P . Take me to jail now.

I'm also the guy who's been installing all those cryptic Toynbee Tiles. It's a hobby.
You should message me if
You're not totally weirded out yet and managed to read through the whole thing.

And to you vegans/vegetarians out there, I respect your lifestyle choices and I have no issues with dating a vegan/vegetarian but I'm a meat eater and that's not likely to change. If that's going to be an issue then you best move on. However, I am making an effort to get more fruits and veggies in my diet and I'm willing to try any great dishes you may recommend.
The two of us