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My self-summary
Imagine a Pinterest board that has, like, half a dozen pictures of Ben & Jerry's, some 80's action movie posters, and that motivational picture of that cat in a tree that says "hang in there, baby!"

I'm not saying it's a 100% accurate description of me, but there is *some* truth in there.
What I’m doing with my life
I grip on tv shows and movies to pay the bills, in the interim i write and produce my own shorts, build furniture, and try to pump out episodes of a radio theatre podcast.
I’m really good at
Misunderstanding the Assignment, wearing Jorts, thinking of get rich quick schemes that never quite pan out, making poor life decisions, sneaking existential nihilist writings into the orientation sheets for the local Junior college, loving too deeply, flying too free, inventing the concept of the strip mall, being the king of Karaoke, knock knock jokes, being a janitor at Harvard that secretly answers all the theoretically impossible math problems the professors leave on chalkboards in the hall, rescuing a princess from a thought to be impenetrable space station who turns out to be my sister, saving the rec center, boxing - regular or beat, whispering sweet nothings, Nintendo.
The first things people usually notice about me
My swarthy Latin charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Authors) Raymond Chandler, H.P. Lovecraft, Cormac McCarthy, Piers Anthony, Eric Powell, Stephen King, Max Brooks

(Movies)Big Trouble in Little China, Six String Samurai, Return of the Living Dead, Trees Lounge, Blue Velvet, Ravenous

(Television) The Venture Bros., Frisky Dingo, Deadwood, Archer, Game of Thrones

(Music) Social Distortion, Gogol Bordello, Against Me!, X, Husker Du,The Band, Bikini Kill, Municiple Waste

(Food) Homemade Macaroni and Cheese, Reuben Egg Rolls from Danzers, and pizza.

Six things I could never do without
All the dwarves except sleepy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
An elaborate dream world of Space Truckers starring two good ol boys Cooter Centari and Nanopossum and their adventures trying to get a truckload of Lunar Moonshine to Mars for the crooked governor's inaugural ball.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Cyndi Lauper's "She's So Unusual" too much
You should message me if
You'd like to be in the running for $10,000 in cash and prizes
The two of us