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My self-summary
South Dakota native, professional amateur, DIYer, morningish person, accident prone, perpetual smartass, and a simple-things-in-life enthusiast. I appreciate sarcasm and have a dry sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
I work from home and spend my free times at the lake or in the mountains with my dog.
I’m really good at
Fixing things
Breaking things I thought I fixed
Being un-photogenic
Technical Documentation (Sexy, right? Okay, I know, not really.)
Laughing at myself
Bad puns
Googling everything
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously, it's that ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Favorite series is the Iron Druid Chronicles. I listen to a lot of Audible books at the moment, and when I do real reading it's mostly studying programming at the moment.

Movies: Comedies, documentaries, action, and terrible B movies (Kung Fury!)

Shows: Doctor Who, walking Dead, DBZ, Sherlock, Archer, Cosmos, anything Marvel.

Food: Yes. Huge fan of breakfast sushi, tacos, and desert. Breakfast and sushi are both favorites when not combined as well.
The six things I could never do without
Water skiing, Google, my dog, the gym, learning, and an annual sacrifice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much the human race could accomplish, if we'd all stop being assholes for just 10 minutes.
You should message me if
You want to get off this site; go to the mountains, play with the pups at a dog park, go for a run, stargaze, build something, go on a hike, drink a beer, play a card/board game, explore a cave, learn something, find a waterfall, make bad jokes, science, people watch, or try something new. You have a sense of humor and can laugh at just about anything (including yourself & hopefully my corny jokes).

If you waterski or want to learn that would be awesome, I'm always looking for new people to go to the lake with!

Not being batshit crazy is a plus too.