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My self-summary
Thick thighs save lives.

I'm chatty in life and verbose in writing. This profile is super long. It just happened. You have been warned.

Just moved to Vegas. This place makes me feel like a hillbilly. I'm only here for friends... Probably.

If I do decide to get into a relationship again, the other person has to want to see the world with me.

I'm pretty excited for Christmas. I'm one of THOSE people. And that's a year round feeling.

Cis-guys: if you didn't bother to read my details, I am a queer lesbian. That part won't change. So please, when you message, don't be disappointed when I say I'm looking for a beer buddy, and then later you find out I meant that. I mean it. Please don't tell me about your penis. I don't need to know.

I always read the summary before looking at the pictures.
What I’m doing with my life
I love traveling, getting tattoos, and great food, so that's where most of my expendable income goes.

I'm always thinking about what I want to be when I grow up. I just returned from a trip to Europe, and want to move there to become a chocolatier. Or work at a grocery store. Basically I just want that cafe life.
I’m really good at
Boggle. I also love to cook. Slowly and with purpose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading is hot (girls with glasses are hotter). I read mostly memoirs or fiction. I hated 50 Shades of Gray (the main character is a twat). Some of my constant favorites are The Eight, Geek Love, Replay, Water for Elephants, Kitchen Confidential, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas .

I have a huge weakness for Netflix- I will watch just about anything. I don't like horror, or movies about dirty cops. I watch a lot of indie films, documentaries, romantic comedies, big-budget action...

As far as food goes- I eat out all the time. Know a great Mexican place that makes a mean taco? Let a lady know. I'm always in the mood for pizza, sandwiches, and hot wings. And cheese. Cheese is the best.

Music? I'm into it, with a broad range of interests. Tom Waits, Nina Simone, Florence and the machine, 90s alternative, opera, country.... It goes on, but wouldn't it be better to find a juke box and discover this list in person?
The six things I could never do without
A job.
Good toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unicorns. How much a last minute flight to anywhere will cost. What book I will read next. Babies. The breakdown of society and how much food I should store. Cabot Cove.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home- either trying to talk myself into leaving the house, or abandoning all hope and blowing through Netflix like they're going to take my password away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry at movies. And touching credit card commercials.

When I take Benadryl I sing all of my thoughts out loud.
You should message me if
You want to rent metal detectors and go treasure hunting. If you want to grab a drink somewhere. If you know where the most amazing dessert in the city is.

If you want me to cook you dinner and then lay like snakes watching movies afterward.

Hit me up if you like my pictures, my answers to these questions, and you want to chat some more in real life. I'm down for whatever. I've gone to Tiajuana on a Tuesday, a Celtic dance event, the opera- I have a very eclectic interest in trying out new things. Funny and sarcastic people are especially encouraged to contact me. I can't see likes, and I'm gun-shy when messaging people. Halp!

If you are participating in any 12 step group, I am not the girl for you. I drink. I am very out as a big queer, so if you are closeted, I wish you luck. I won't be anyone's secret (this also applies to people that are currently in monogamous relationships).

I am into all sorts of people (Cis-gendered, trans, and otherwise)(I heart butch ladies so hard). I am not afraid of bisexuals. I'm also not afraid of dating members on the police force or military. I flag on the right. And... I am not looking for a hookup or nsa fun. Would consider a non-sexual kink situation.

If you don't tip your servers/bartenders/valets/etc, we have different fundamental values, so we shouldn't hang out.