Fifty shades of THE BIBLE. C'mon son...
I saw The Passion of the Christ in IMAX 3D four hundred and eleven times. But then you bitches took it out of theaters. So I bought the blu-ray and am repurposing the sun to be my private projector. Hope you weren't using it.
Satan has been using one of his wholey-owned subsidiaries, Comcast, to throttle and otherwise extort my Netflix. I am displeased.
Water. Fish. Bread. Occasionally dirt. I have an overwhelming aversion to wine and crackers. That's all I'd like to say on the matter.
Wait! I misread the prompt! Noooooooo
Pray for me.