28McKeesport, United States
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My self-summary
Behold! I exist! Time to rap a little about myself.....Well....not really rap but more to explain in a rythmic matter that may be described or interpreted as poetic, but um.....*ahem* lol.


You want to know anything more, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a multi-instrumentalist composer, working as a one-man band and record label. Bass guitar is my favorite and principle instrument of choice. Other instruments I play are: guitar, piano/keyboard/synthesizer, DJ equipment. I also do vocals, orchestral programming, sampling and drum programming. I'm currently in the middle of making/producing an album, and doing all aspects of the music myself (writer, performer, sound engineer, producer, mixer, etc.). When I'm not doing material for my project, I step outside of my old metal chops, and I serve as a producer for rap artists
I’m really good at
Use of large/unconventional words
Playing guitars and some other instruments
Fixing computers & other tech
Mental math
Problem Solving
Being the best boyfriend
Guitar Hero (Like, damn good. I turn my back to the screen!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. Why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "Sh*t my dad says" by Justin Halpern "Steve Jobs" by Walter Isaacson. Anything from Chuck Palahniuk and Willam Shakespeare. To be frank, I'm not big on books, I read online enough as it is.

Movies: The Boondock Saints (1 & 2), Good Burger, a lot of Seth Rogen and Will Farrell films, Star Trek (most of them). More to come when I have time to sort through my collection.

Shows: Beavis and Butt-Head, South Park, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, Metalocalypse, The Boondocks, almost anything from the 90's on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, Star Trek (TOS and TNG), The Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, House Of Cards, Breaking Bad, Alaska State Troopers, Tosh.0, Comedy Bang Bang, and various stand-up specials.

Music: Without being too band specific, seeing as how I have a very large music library, I listen to a lot of Rock, Alternative, Industrial, Metal, Post-Grunge, Electronic, and Original Scores. I like almost all music except Country, Folk, Polka, and Mariachi.

Food: Macaroni & cheese, cheeseburgers, pizza, french fries, various TV dinners. As you can see, I'm a miraculously easy man to feed, but I'm a picky eater, but perhaps you can show me something new and change my picky ways.
Six things I could never do without
1. My iPhone 6 Plus
2. My lighter
3. A quality pair of earbuds
4. My keys
5. My wallet
6. My vape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being the shit and making you happy
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically I am driving around to see my friends' house, hanging out with them, and scheme up plans to take over the world...or something to that effect :-P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I took a loophole once. Turned out to be a portal, turned me into a wizard. Worst thing that ever happened to me.
You should message me if
You are either a like-minded, intelligent, funny, fun-loving, creative person or all of the above.
The two of us