Batnastard
41 Bradenton, United States
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My self-summary
My sixth grade teacher once called me a "thoughtful goofball." I think that sums me up nicely.

I'm married to red_velvet_lines, we are open and have been for years. Not so much poly as relationship anarchist. I'm looking for smart women who like a stiff drink followed by spontaneous, adventurous sex. Rinse, repeat; it takes a few rounds to get to know what a partner likes, and if I find someone I can really hang with, an ongoing thing would be great.

From Boston, by way of NYC. Still a Red Sox fan. Baseball is mostly a game of strategy, and I'm not particularly into sports. Left wing, not religious, a little dominant.
What I’m doing with my life
In the past I taught math to prison inmates, worked as a bike messenger, played ultimate, performed stand-up comedy, and snowboarded obsessively. Currently I'm writing a dissertation and growing a small online math education startup.
I’m really good at
Waking up three minutes before the alarm goes off
Being honest
Being kind
Fixing bicycles
Algebraic topology
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good. But you can't smell me online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I grew up with Springsteen the same way most people grow up with church. I've determined that London Calling is the greatest rock & roll album ever recorded and I dare anyone to prove otherwise. I read Discworld and Carl Hiaasen and nerdy nonfiction (math/science/psychology). I love to cook: omelettes, tacos, pizza, carnitas, steak, carbonara, paella, pork burgers, banh mi, pho. I like movies with chainsaws and boobs, and shows where men call each other "cunt."
The six things I could never do without
Slow cooker, bicycle, record player, fishing pole, sunglasses, flip flops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The uneasy balance between the individual and the group.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unplugging my brain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once stripped naked and teased onstage by a stripper in a strip club in Barcelona (on the strip). Unlike several other victims, I managed to maintain my... Composure.

My fetlife is DrAwesomeThing, which was funny when Draw Something was a thing.
You should message me if
What annoys you? What really bugs you? Here we are on the internet, trying to be our best selves, totally positive, but I've found that you can learn a lot about someone if you find out what gets their goat. Message me and tell me, and I promise not to judge. It probably annoys me too.
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