Batnastard
42Bradenton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm married to red_velvet_lines, we are open and have been for years. I'm not so much "poly" in that I don't want intense romantic relationships, but I enjoy making connections and being intimate with people who are smart, respectful, and funny.

Left wing, Chaotic Good, atheist, feminist, poly and kink friendly. GGG.

I'm insanely passionate about math education, so much so that I moved across the country to work for an organization I believe in, and have the opportunity for some leadership. I can also get fired up about music, politics, and food.
What I’m doing with my life
Just got my doctorate!!!

Teaching math.

In the past I taught math to prison inmates, worked as a bike messenger, played ultimate, performed stand-up comedy, and snowboarded obsessively. Currently I'm starting over again post doctorate.
I’m really good at
Waking up three minutes before the alarm goes off
Being honest
Being kind
Fixing bicycles
Algebraic topology
The first things people usually notice about me
My forehead
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I grew up with Springsteen the same way most people grow up with church. I've determined that London Calling is the greatest rock & roll album ever recorded and I dare anyone to prove otherwise. I read Discworld and Carl Hiaasen and nerdy nonfiction (math/science/psychology). I love to cook: omelettes, tacos, pizza, carnitas, steak, carbonara, paella, pork burgers, banh mi, pho. I like movies with chainsaws and boobs, and shows where men call each other "cunt."
Six things I could never do without
Lightsaber, machine that goes PING, good right shoe, good left shoe, record player, and a $20 bill in my wallet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The uneasy balance between the individual and the group.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unplugging my brain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once stripped naked and teased onstage by a stripper in a strip club in Barcelona (on the strip). Unlike several other victims, I managed to maintain my... Composure.
You should message me if
You think you might want to meet me. Here's why:

For every 15 messages I send, I get one reply. For every 10 replies, I get one person to agree to a date. For every 5 dates agreed to, I get 1 who actually shows up. So, I have to send 750 messages to get a date.

Whereas, I reply to 9/10 first messages, I ask 9/10 who respond to meet up, and when a date/time is confirmed, I show up 10/10 times.

What this means is, if you think you might like to meet me, you are much better off messaging me first rather than visiting a bunch in the hope that I'll send something. Because I'm busy sending 750 messages to get a date, but I could be replying to yours.
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