Batnastard
41 Flushing, United States
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My self-summary
***Back in NYC for 6 months on a work contract! Living in Flushing and working in the Flatiron district. Working long hours but have nights and weekends free.***

I'm married to red_velvet_lines, we are open and have been for years. I'm not so much "poly" in that I don't want intense romantic relationships, but I enjoy making connections and being intimate with people who are smart, respectful, and funny.

Left wing, Chaotic Good, not religious, a little dominant.

I'm insanely passionate about math education, so much so that I moved across the country to work for an organization I believe in, and have the opportunity for some leadership. I can also get fired up about music, politics, and food.
What I’m doing with my life
Just got my doctorate!!!

Teaching math.

In the past I taught math to prison inmates, worked as a bike messenger, played ultimate, performed stand-up comedy, and snowboarded obsessively. Currently I'm writing a dissertation and growing a small online math education startup.
I’m really good at
Waking up three minutes before the alarm goes off
Being honest
Being kind
Fixing bicycles
Algebraic topology
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good. But you can't smell me online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I grew up with Springsteen the same way most people grow up with church. I've determined that London Calling is the greatest rock & roll album ever recorded and I dare anyone to prove otherwise. I read Discworld and Carl Hiaasen and nerdy nonfiction (math/science/psychology). I love to cook: omelettes, tacos, pizza, carnitas, steak, carbonara, paella, pork burgers, banh mi, pho. I like movies with chainsaws and boobs, and shows where men call each other "cunt."
The six things I could never do without
Slow cooker, bicycle, record player, fishing pole, sunglasses, flip flops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The uneasy balance between the individual and the group.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unplugging my brain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once stripped naked and teased onstage by a stripper in a strip club in Barcelona (on the strip). Unlike several other victims, I managed to maintain my... Composure.

My fetlife is DrAwesomeThing, which was funny when Draw Something was a thing.
You should message me if
You're not into monogamy, and you like to keep things casual but treat your play partners with respect and dignity. You like a good drink, you get turned on by math, or by the doctor's office.
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