28Pleasant Hill, United States
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My self-summary
Ive never had much luck with these things... I'm either not as interesting, witty and charming as I thought or I missed the part where my face got set on fire and I got hit by a bus lol ehhh... fuck it. Either way doesn't hurt to try. Hopefully there's someone interesting out there that thinks otherwise. I'd rather not go pick up blind girls but hey... gotta do what ya gotta do lol. If you haven't noticed already I'm a little ridiculous but besides that I'm pretty laid back and can be a little boring. Kinda grew out of the whole partying thing but like the occasional dose of trouble and chaos. I can be really sarcastic and obnoxious so I can be a handful if you're not use to it. Basically I'm just looking for someone to hang out with, make fun of stupid shit, do stupid shit, get in the occasional bit of trouble, go on random adventures with or even just sit around, talk and be lame with. But theres nothing like hopping on the bike or in the car, putting down some miles and going off to explore the unknown so I'm always looking for a passenger to join me on such adventures. There's only so much of my own company I can tolerate lol. I'm a bit old fashioned and im really not into the whole hook up thing so if thats what your after move on to the next guy. I'm sure there's plenty of douche boxes that will be more then happy to leave you itchy. Mainly just looking for new people to hang out with and if it turns into something more cool if not that's fine too. If you're bored, not easily offended, a bit on the weird side and don't take shit too seriously shoot me a message and you never know. I might just be able to tolerate you ;p
What I’m doing with my life
Im a professional finish painter in SF and do alot of mechanic work on the side... Not particularly interesting but its what I do. 
I’m really good at
Making people laugh even when its compleetly inapropriate to do so. Fixing the shit out of just about anything. Driving the shit out of just about anything. Not dying on my motorcycle. Picking the crap out of a six string. Flipping a board around with my feet. Sleeping through earthquakes. Giving massages. Talking to myself. Cooking. Eating mashed potatoes and not being on fire...
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the grease on my hands and jeans, the tattoos and the scruffyness but they only mention my height and my blue eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Outsiders, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and any thing by H.G. Wells but I'm not much of a reader. Prefer to write

Movies: Yellowbeard, Snatch, Zombieland, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Gangs of New York, Blow, Dale and Tucker vs. Evil, God bless America, Dazed and Confused, Gone in 60 Seconds

Shows: Top Gear UK, Nitro Circus, Deadwood, Pen & Teller's Bullshit, Shameless, Street Outlaws OKC, Lucifer, Rick and Morty, Reaper, Dukes of Hazard, Suits, Vikings, Prison break, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Lie to Me, My Name Is Earl, Lost, The A Team, Bevis and Butthead, Daria, The Universe, The Wormhole and anything on the History Channel

Music: Mostly metal \m/, but I like a lot of grunge, rock, classic rock, the occasional dose of chick music lmao and a little of everything else too. In Flames, Trivium, EkoTren, Tool, Shadows Fall, Throwdown, All That Remains, Bullet For My Valentine, Diecast, Machine Head, Lamb Of God, Fear Factory, Sevendust, Megadeth, Slayer, Pantera, Motorhead, Old Metallica, Mudvayne, Rage Against The Machine, Rise Against, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Soungarden, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Candle Box, Everlast, Silverchair, Audioslave, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, Bush, Sublime, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Credence Clearwater Revival, George Thorogood, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Steve Miller, Joe Walsh, Jimi Hendrix, James Taylor, Bob Marley, Ottis Redding, Hopsin Tech N9ne, Mac Dre, Andre Nikatina, KMK, Florence and The Machine, Amy Whinehouse, Adele the good bluesy chick shit lol. That's just the stuff off the top of my head but the list goes on and on.....

Food: Tacos!
Six things I could never do without
Cold Rockstar's
My Harley
My Mustang
Clean Socks!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make my car faster, better and crazier. The next something I can make out of nothing. Why and how things work. Which direction I should point my wheels in next and where it might take me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on my car or bike. Driving or riding my Harley out on a back road somewhere just because. Sitting somewhere quite with a nice view just thinking. Or just kicking back trying to keep my brain busy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I joined a dating site.
You should message me if
yOu dOnt Type LyKe tHi$
Don't think your the coolest thing sense dried organic tofu
Have a good sense of humor that can be a little twisted.
Are NOT afraid of motorcycles or better yet have your own.
Have a fuckin brain and know how to use it
Enjoy the stupid things in life
Like fast cars
Want to learn how to work on cars. I like teaching people how and why things work.
Think cows are delicious
You weigh less then me. Sorry but i gotta be honest. If I cant pick you up put you on the back of my trusty steed then I cant be your knight in leather and denim armor...
The two of us