30Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm on Instagram a lot. @bcloveless

Don't even bother reading this, we all know we just go right to the photos anyway.

I have a subscription to Cat Fancy magazine.

i like: tattoos, narwhals, cupcakes, unicorns, satan, kittens, free things.

i dislike: dark chocolate, no smoking signs, spiders and sake.
What I’m doing with my life
Being the most unusual person in the room. I collect tattoos. I'm obsessed with beer and cats.
I’m really good at
smoking too many cigarettes, running in high heels, not washing my hair, talking to homeless people... the list goes on
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice that I'm short...and tattooed. Someday I hope to be heavily tattooed... i'm getting there. my ears are stretched to 1 3/4".. i'm really into my cat and puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movie: Six String Samurai

Favorite Book: When You Are Engulfed In Flames

Favorite Food: kale.
Six things I could never do without
1. my cigarettes
2. my music
3. eyeliner
4. kittens
5. high heels
6. my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
owning a mini T-rex, getting a sweet unicorn tattoo... where odd phrases originated from... what strangers who i don't want to have sex with would be like in bed.
On a typical Friday night I am
. smoking cigarettes. potentially yelling at someone?

... Dancing poorly.

Most likely I'm bartending, I rarely get weekends off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i pick up any change i see on the floor no matter how fancy a place i am in... if i see a penny i pick it up.. IT'S MONEY!

i'm not the most private person... i can be mean and selfish.

i introduce myself by name to dogs when i meet them if no one is around.
You should message me if
Well...don't message me if...you write in all caps, or use numbers in place of letters in words. Heavily tattooed people are so very attractive to me. face/throat tattoos make me happy.
i love women and women who love cats.
if you like dungeons and dragons.
The two of us