33Newport Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I prefer if my special someone loves to ski / snowboard. Also, my ideal candidate will be cute, have a great dark/ dry sense of humor, and love to cook with me.
If I don't respond to your message, I'm sorry, it just wasn't meant to be with us. No hard feelings!

I'm a true believer in: "A boy is someone who searches for a girl to lay in his bed for a night. A man is someone who searches for a women to wake up to for the rest of his life".

I'm originally from Central California. Needless to say I am very excited to be living in Hermosa Beach!

I'm mostly Italian with a little Irish- basically, I love to cook, socially drink, and have a good time. Live well, laugh often, love much.

I've been very involved in sports and music my whole life. I play the guitar, cowbell, tambourine, and the triangle. I was in a cover band in college called Everyone's Fantasy (not kidding).

I am a Pole Vaulter (i know it's random), I also play: soccer, softball, volleyball, shuffle board, ping pong, scuba diving, tennis, kick ball, dodge ball, football, mini golf, beer pong, flip cup, spin the bottle, and really anything competitive or fun.

I love to snowboard and surf.
I now have my own slip n' slide- contest anyone??

Yes, I'm a dork and love to entertain myself.

I am amusing, adventurous, and awesome
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing a lot of things with my life. Ask for specifics.
I’m really good at
Rocking out on the cowbell, tambourine, or triangle, being sarcastic, sleeping, daydreaming, speeding, misspelling words, watching reruns, cooking, laughing, breathing, showering, head banging, thumb wars, staring contests, riding farther than you on a slip n' slide, and most of all avoiding ostriches.
The first things people usually notice about me
The freckle on my inner left leg? Ha I don't know you tell me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Stephen Colbert- I Am America (and so can you), Catcher in the Rye

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Shawshank Redemption, Avatar, Tommy Boy, Van Wilder, Titanic, Varsity Blues, Riding in Vans with Boys, 40 year old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, The Hangover, The Butterfly Effect, Fight Club... just to name a few.

Music: Sublime, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Ratatat, Journey, Matt Wertz, Eric Hutchinson, Ben Rector, Less Than Jake, Metallica, Weezer, Modest Mouse, Shaimus, The Offspring, Def Leppard, Journey, Blink 182, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Eminem, Gym Class Heroes, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jay-Z, Kevin Rudolf, The Killers, Led Zepplin, Mae, Pinback, Postal Service, Rise Against, U2, Toadies, Justin Bieber...

Foods: sandwiches, pizza, tacos, burritos, steak, pasta, chicken, stir fry, cereal, waffles, french toast, omelets, potatoes...
Six things I could never do without
1) sleep
2) my family and friends
3) music
4) snow boarding
5) laughter
6) chips and salsa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, Space, stars, planets, places to go, people to see, why I always get behind the asshole who drives 60mph in the fast lane...

Or what my next adventure will be or activity to accomplish on my Bucket List.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends on my mood. Usually, I keep it chill on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified of ostriches. No joke.
You should message me if
You love to ski/ snowboard, love to cook because I do and want a sexy sous chef. Also, if you aren't shy, have a great sense of humor, and feeling adventurous.
The two of us