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My self-summary
I am a kraken from the sea.
What I’m doing with my life
Finished up with my undergrad awhile ago, so eventually I'm looking to get my Ph.D. and go into research and teaching at a university level. Now back to PA after living in Boston for school and some time after.

Working in an office at the moment. Like, I have a desk. How did I get to this point in my life.l? Shit, dude.
I’m really good at
I was the Tetris Champion of Massachusetts three years running. Not Really.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That is a really big cup of coffee they are holding, why they need that much coffee?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is really freaking hard, and I don't want to make you wade through a gigantic list, so here it goes.

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Ocean at the End of the Lane, The Millennium Series (Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels), Slaughterhouse Five, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Calvin and Hobbes, Joss Whedon's run of Astonishing X-Men, and the Harry Potter series (but everybody likes this, who am I kidding?)

Currently reading A Storm of Swords.

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Howl's Moving Castle, Troll Hunter, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Across the Universe, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Star Wars, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Submarine, Amélie, everything directed by Wes Anderson ever

TV: M*A*S*H, Firefly, Better Off Ted, Pushing Daisies, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Metalocalypse

Music: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, The Antlers, Bon Iver, Caravan Palace, St. Vincent, Regina Spektor, The Shins, Hey Rosetta!, Beirut, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Foxing, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Days N' Daze, Listener, my boi Wolfgang Amadé Mozart, etc. etc. etc.

Food: I'll eat most anything. I tried going vegetarian and failed pretty hard, so yeah. Anything seafood is great.

This may or may not still qualify as a gigantic list, anyways. idk.
Six things I could never do without
--My camera
--My laptop with internet access
--Sleep, or at least enough coffee to make up for the constant lack thereof
--My super comfortable desk chair
--My glasses
--Warm socks
--Lists that exceed six items
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When the guys from Daft Punk choose to retire, they could pass on the mantle to another pair of musicians, because nobody knows what they look like. It could be like Batman, where others just continue to work after the original is through. Daft Punk never has to end. NEVER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe playing Mariokart (Double Dash 4 lyfe). Maybe smoking wheat. Probably at work, like a loser. I don't know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I drank 96oz of coffee and fought a Nazi in the Denny's parking lot while Mr. Rogers' ghost egged me on.
You should message me if're a fan of museums. have the ability to keep a conversation running. got that something. I think you'll understand. When I say that something, I wanna hold your hand. think "chilling" is a specific kind of hanging out and want to chill. Like, with me.

Seriously, just send me a message. This profile is super long and I'm sure you can find something to talk or ask about. Hell, if nothing else, send me a picture of a kitten or a dog if you can't and I'll try to find something we can talk about.
The two of us