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My self-summary
I am a lot of things to a lot of different people, you should form your own opinion. Although some familiar themes are smart ass, sarcastic, beardy/hairy, goofy, clumsy, funny. I am most definitely still a big kid at heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to crack the code for the lottery so I can live out the rest of my days doing whatever I want.
I’m really good at
Being absurd, taking conversations over the line, cooking, growing hair, making bad puns, remembering and singing theme songs from the cartoons from my childhood (seriously, for some reason, my brain still remembers all the words to waay too many theme songs like Duck Tales, Chip N Dales Rescue Rangers, Gummy Bears {which apparently nobody watched but me}. That brain space should probably be used for something more pertinent but it's also quite fun occasionally when walking around drunk, belting out into childhood cartoon themes, or maybe that's just me).
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard or perhaps they heard me first which in case, my voice. It's not weird or anything, it just projects.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything Seussical, Ishmael, Where the Sidewalk Ends, American Gods, Anything that allows me to choose my own adventure (here's a hint, if there's ever a bear cave available to go into, you should pass, there always seems to be a damned bear inside said cave, go figure. Oh and it's not the good type of pic-a-nic baskets to be found).

Music is all over the place and just depends on the mood. Some current favorites are Alt-J and Wild Child. Spotify is amazing.

As far as Tv, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is probably my favorite show of all time but The Wonder Years is a close second. I also love Community and Breaking Bad will always be one of the best. Some other current favorites are Togetherness, Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, Better Call Saul, Mr. Robot, The Walking Dead, oh and Stranger Things and Penny Dreadful were both pretty awesome.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss
The six things I could never do without
Flights of Fancy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.

Sometimes, when I am listening to a song or watching a movie or something of that nature and it makes me remember a specific time in my life where I was doing that same thing, I close my eyes and think real hard about that time, hoping I will actually be transported back to that moment. I'm sad to report, it hasn't worked yet.

Why there are so many women out there who literally can't even. When did this struggle start and why is it just now being brought to light?
On a typical Friday night I am
Searching for that damned doorway to Narnia, it's quite illusive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think children are unsound financial investments.

I snore and talk in my sleep. It's not glamorous (although the talking part can be funny sometimes) but it is a fact and if you are a super light sleeper, it could be an issue sooner or later.

Also, I own more conversation t-shirts than a man my age probably should, but I'm learning to fight that addiction.
You should message me if
You feel so inclined, want to show me your favorite bar/restaurant/spot in the city, or just looking for a new friend, especially if you like doing outdoorsy things).

I'm also a big advocate of the road beverage. That basically involves a thermos or bottle of liquor and usually a 7-11 cup of mixer and much traipsing about.

Despite the lack of seriousness of my profile, I am looking for something of substance. Tired of perpetual dating and would like to find someone worthwhile of something more.

Or if you are feeling adventurous, let's meet up for an evening of suicide karaoke. That's where we meet up to have some drinks, and then sign up each other for karaoke songs, where you don't know what you are singing until you are called up to sing it.

Or if you want to play board games.