I'm the kind of smartass who tells an art snob my favorite painter is Thomas Kinkade just to revel in that awkward moment of silence that follows. He's the painter of light, y'know?
In the meantime, I enjoy impromptu road trips. Traveling. Hosting Couchsurfers. Camping. Stand up comedy.
I have a grown-up job in property management. It's boring to talk about, but I like the people I work with and generally find my job satisfying enough.
Getting free parking Downtown.
Impulsive road trips.
Podcasts. Savage Love. Dan Carlin's Common Sense, Hardore History, This American Life, Planet Money, Radiolab.
Music. I'm passionate about Southern hip hop. UGK, Big KRIT, Outkast, Z-Ro, Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat, and DJ Screw are some of my favorites. Basically, I have the musical tastes of a 40 year old dude from 3rd Ward Houston.
Having said that, I enjoy just about something from any genre. Except Dubstep. I don't get it. It sounds like a robot gangbang, and not in the sexy way. Some of my non-rap favorites: The O's, Sublime, Creedence Clearwater, Erykah Badu, Curtis Mayfield, TLC, Beyoncé, The Meters, Roy Ayers, Bill Withers, Keith Sweat, Raheem Devaughn...
Food...If it tastes good, it's going in my mouth. Except mushrooms. Or olives. I wish I could enjoy them. But I can't. Because they suck.
- If you have a sick sense of humor, I'll buy you all the drinks.
- You want to drive around listening to rap at a high volume.
- You want to twerk on me. Twerkers welcome.
- You read Achewood.
- You want to geek out over hip hop, comedy, or politics.