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My self-summary
I am whatever I want to be today.

I am an Urban Explorer,
A treasure hunter,
A half-elf Ranger,
A weird taxidermy enthusiast.
I look for the odd and embrace it.
I go without a plan.
I plan and abandon.
I keep a tent and sleeping bag in my car.
I am about parks.
I am about recreation.

When I listen to music, I walk to the beat and imagine I'm in a very intense scene of a film. And when I am the passenger in a car, I stare out the window and pretend I am in the proverbial sad sap indie film.

Improv and Sketch Comedy are very much a part of my life.

Sometimes when I am not wearing my glasses, I try to push them up my nose anyway.

I can read.
I have tattoos including a half sleeve of TMNT villains on my left arm.
I must not tell lies.
I frequent Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, and Used Book Stores.
I fully support local music, film and arts.
I am a short film writer/actor/director.
I love going out or staying in.
I live in St. Louis.
I don't do laundry as much as I should.
I am an aspiring photographer. I have vision out the butts, but I just can't... execute.
I don't use the word 'I' nearly as much in real life as I do in this bio.

Morning time is where I like to be. I rarely sleep in. It's hard to appreciate things when you sleep through them.

A film that tears you up inside, and makes you question... everything, is a film we should be watching right now. Take your time. Think it over, and call me in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm living it. What else can you do?
I’m really good at
Making the best of shit situations. I can find the humor when there is none to be found.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm big, warm, and fuzzy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC • • 80's synth pop- The Smiths, Morrissey, New Order, Alphaville, Cyndi Lauper, Ah-ha, When in Rome, Maps and Atlases, Tears for Fears, Toto, Edward Sharpe, LCD Soundsystem, Crystal Castles, So Many Dynamos, The Shins, Radiohead, Freelance Whales, Emperor X, Childish Gambino, Scriptz n Screwz, Black Spade, Haddaway, All Jock Jams, The Temper Trap, Bright Eyes, The Faint, Die Antwoord(I am ZEF as F√©{) The Octopus Project,

Movies • • Brick(fav), Transformers(1986) (Michael Bay MUST DIE) TMNT I&II, Hackers(I can quote the whole thing) Any John Hughs film, The Giant Mechanical Man, Safety Not Guaranteed, Take This Waltz, Sleepwalk With Me, Tiny Furniture, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Rid of Me, Angels in the Outfield, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Lucky # Slevin, Slaughter House 5, and bunches more.

Television • • Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Girls, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks(R.I.P.) Breaking Bad, Dexter, RuPaul's Drag Race, The League, Wonder Years, Futurama, Skins, Bob's Burgers, Mr. Show, Documentaries about weird religions... well, any documentary, really.

Authors • • Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan, C.S. Lewis, H.G. Wells, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, Stan Lee, Scott Adams, Douglas Adams

Food • • Trail Mix. I want ALL the Trail Mix.
Six things I could never do without
1. Improv
2. Sketch
3. Geoffrey
4. The City
5. A 7th thing
6. Space and Time
7. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How brushing your teeth with a stuffy nose should be an extreme sport. . I only have two prerequisites for my next vehicle... Autopilot and a Dance Floor. I'm not sure how I make it to work sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town, at a dance party or sprawled out on my kitchen floor listening to Cat Stevens or The Velvet Underground. (Probably)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My memory is garbage.
You should message me if
You still take the time to look at the clouds.
You can have fun without saying anything at all.
You don't need a plan.
You like collections of things.
The two of us