LoveableOaf
27 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
My friend once told me that I'm like an old cast iron skillet covered in a decades worth of bacon grease. This is probably the most apted description of myself I've ever heard.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a comedy person who is desperately trying to escape the life of a hunky, chunky bartender.
I’m really good at
Drinking fluids and breathing smoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't own many outfits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Sciance fiction books by sad old men, high old men, funny old men, smart old men, crazy old men, drunk old men, and a few Russians that happen to be old men.

I'll have to limit my self on movies, so this is pretty much my desert island list:
Four Lions, Old Boy, Kill List, The Thing, Gozu, Night Of the Hunter, Yojimbo, High Plains Drifter, Happiness, King of Kong, The Thin Blue Line, Repo Man, The Shining, Miami Blues, Kentucky fried Movie, The Tenant, Brazil, Blade Runner: Directors Cut.
Anything and everything Horror related. If campy was a tangible substance I that could bathe in, I would every day.

Things Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci make, Arrested Development (not season 4), Kids in the Hall, Breaking Bad, The Home Box Office, Community (also not season 4), Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, The Venture Brothers etc...

Music wise I'm all over the place. I will say that the last show I went to was the Misfits reunion at riot fest. I made Jerry Only laugh and it is to this date my greatest accomplishment.

Food is god.
The six things I could never do without
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
The prog-rock band Alejandro Jodorowsky and David Lynch should form.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being the most kind of sassy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do a fun Werner Herzog impression.
You should message me if
You are a fan of uncle body's.
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