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My self-summary
Just bimbling through.

"Blessed are the cracked.........For they let in the light!"

Be aware..If Jesus loves you, I probably wont!

I am full-figured, honest, gregarious, tactile, tall & noisy!

"I'd hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"
[Hunter S.Thompson]
[May he rest in pieces-yes pieces)

Looking for "that" man...just saying...
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard as a gardener and loving the sunshine. Mostly smelling like wood smoke and trying to figure out how to reinforce the thumb and index fingers on my gloves, or scrubbing at my grubby nails! Oh, and wondering where l can find a dude that might dig that? Or rather tolerate it?
I’m really good at
Growing things.
Finding humour in most situations, however inappropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tell me ....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"When the world throws you a Jeffery, stroke the furry wall"
[Aldous Snow]

Love films~My favourite film is a toss-up between;
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Betty Blue

A 3-way toss-up...hmm? Not sure how that works but :))

I adore all of Rob Zombie's films & any gore-fest B movies.

The Horror Channel after midnight is my dark haven.

Like Most comedies, loved Get Him to The Greek

& some other firm favourites are;
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secretary, Akira, Harold and Maude, City of Lost Children, Murder-Set-Pieces, Withnail & I, Hellraiser, Quadrophenia, 16 Years of Alcohol, Dear John, Ghost in the Shell, The Basketball Diaries, Apocalypse Now, Candy, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Jubilee, The Big Lebowski, 9 Songs, Trainspotting, Pan's Labyrinth, The Devil's Rejects, If..., Old School Yank-Gangster Movies & New School Brit-Gangsta Films, Asian Extreme and love the old Hammer House of Horror films...

I don't do chick flix...EVER!!

I keep thinking of more to add, but who wants to read endless lists?

Haven't been to the Cinema since I saw the first Jurrasic Park

Music: Aphex Twin to Zero7...but love love Leonard cohen
[Really! I have a very diverse taste.....especially love it loud 'n' live! Try and get out to a gig or a jam night as often as poss. Although l'm an appreciator, not a creator.

TV: Spaced, Black Books, Jam, Brass Eye, Spaced, Wilfred, QI, Have I Got News For You, The Sky at Night, Mock the Week, Band of Brothers, Gardener's world (Monty is my hero) Nighty, Night. Anything with Stephen Fry, Louis Theroux or Dr Brian Cox....
Six things I could never do without
1.Family and Friends [2.Caller ID to avoid certain Family and Friends at certain times]

3.My handsome Spaniel.

4/5/6. Air to breathe/eyes to see/ability to walk

"You don't need eyes to see, you need vision"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That I'm really getting my shit together...l know, proper shocker!

And that I've got to the point that I'm missing that special someone,
that special sumtin sumtin.

And thinking....

I don't want someone to complete me, l need someone to enhance me.
On a typical Friday night I am
"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
[Oliver Wendell Holmes]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, there was this one time........


But I do have a penchant for facial hair...
[UPDATE:On men of course...I do not have personal facial hair issues!]

& I effin' hate shopping! Seriously!!
You should message me if

Bear with me.......

Right, you're not some sort of see you next Tuesday....and you don't mind if l use it in conversation. In context of course.

Please be some sort of confident [without the arrogance]

Some sort of funny [If you can make me wee a bit when I laugh...then can we at least be friends?]

Tall [Oooooooh..I like tall........]

"I am; full-figured, honest, gregarious, tactile, tall & noisy!"

Did I not mention that?

Oh, I did?

I am.......believe!

Are you there?
The two of us