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My self-summary
I´m a full time entertainer. I play music in the streets, in theater, in warehouses, in bars, in the circus sideshow, burlesque shows, night clubs, and in children´s schools.

I lived on a ship last winter. It was a lot like purgatory, but looked like a shopping mall.

I somehow end up in newspapers and on the news a lot. All for good things. A number of times it was, technically, for breaking and entering, but, that was because I was the house musician for a completely illegal speakeasy built inside of a water tower atop an abandoned building in Chelsea. It got a lot of amazing press and some very interesting and/or high profile guests. Those were some of my favorite times in my life.

I´m a lot of fun, or so I´m told...People tell me I seem like I drunkenly stumbled out of a cartoon time machine.

I was off the grid (on paper) for a long time. No ID, no birth certificate, and no passport. It was interesting going through what I called a beaurocratic existential dilemma. I existed. I just didn't know how to prove it. Chew on that one, modern philosophers.

Despite that I haven't traveled much, I've lead a more interesting life than most people I know. I can tell you 3 stories from one night that are all more interesting than the time your friend went backpacking in europe for 3 months.

I once accidentally saved multiple people's lives, no joke. Ask me about it after a few drinks, it's a great story.

I'm jealous that this generation of nerds has badasses like Jillian Holtzman, and when I was a young nerd, all I had was awkward Egon Spengler.

Enough about me, tell me about you for once...

Tell me something inappropriate...
What I’m doing with my life
Living it exactly the way I want. Making people happy and inspired, and getting paid for it.

I've played theremin for 10 years... That's a lot of fun.

Medium term plans include: learning trumpet, engineering a puppet, learning about solenoid robots, writing 2 musicals, learning spanish
I’m really good at
Playing accordion, cooking, getting lost, quoting 30 rock, hustlin',
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, eyes, I wear lots of stripes generally.

"What's in that giant bag? Is that a typewriter on your back??"

Also I fairly often get recognized from people who saw me playing accordion in that Banksy piece, and this weird sports commercial, oh, and playing for change in the subway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Towing Jehova, Blameless in Abaddon, cat´s cradle, Death of a Salesman, Choke, the gashley crumb tinies,Invisible Monsters, Alexander and the terrible horrible, no good very bad day, Brazil, house of yes, fight club, eternal sunshine, evil dead trilogy, most horror, confessions of a dangerous mind, 30 rock, broad city, rick and morty, dexter, spaced, red dwarf, breaking bad, arrested development, dawn of the dead, wag the dog, house of fools, city of lost children, amelie, fringe, curb your enthusiasm, film scores, yann tiersen, equivel, danny elfman, tom waits, the tiger lillies, subhumans, t rex, modern lovers, trachtenburg family slideshow players, dimestore troubadours, spicy things, mexican mostly.
Six things I could never do without
accordion, computer, glasses, inspiration, my network of amazing friends and colleagues, debauchery, whiskey, sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
accordion repair,
new ways to make people dance
nicola tesla
the universe,
stars (like in the sky, not celebrities, though they are interesting too)
machine elves
technology rebelling against me
mole people
the karass
confetti cannons
why there isn't an option for "has/likes RATS" on Okcupid?
On a typical Friday night I am
What the fuck does typical mean??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i used to have a semi irrational fear of mushrooms, but I got over it. I still don´t know if I trust em´.
You should message me if
If you´re fun, you want to, and you have something interesting to talk about.

If you have pets of any sort that are awesome, and especially if you have pet rats. But any pets will do.

If you want to share some bourbon and get in trouble somewhere

You want to go on a date to see the new "It" when it comes out.

If you're a performer or artist and want to talk shop and/or collaborate.

You want to meet and connect as people, not as an end goal or a concept.
The two of us