24 Sasebo, Japan
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My self-summary
Well hullo! I'm Ben, and I love onesies, music, and embarrassing Snapchats.
What I’m doing with my life
In May 2015 I said goodbye to beautiful Seattle and landed in Japan! These days I'm spending quality time with my bicycle, doing my best to learn the language, and doing as much traveling as I possibly can!
I’m really good at
Being extremely sarcastic in extremely inappropriate situations.

Making absurd faces.

Duels to the death! (not unlike Andrew Jackson.)
The first things people usually notice about me
The impeccable flow.

The facial expressions (I've been compared to Mr. Bean on more than one occasion)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Catch 22, Game of Thrones, World War Z, Neuromancer, Dr. Seuss.

Movies- The Road to El Dorado, Donnie Darko, Bill & Ted, (500) Days of Summer, Mean Girls

Music- Pretty Lights, Silversun Pickups, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Stars, Real Estate, Radical Face, Band of Horses, The Knife, The Black Keys, Blind Pilot, Jonsi, Jedi Mind Tricks, CocoRosie, Courtney Barnett... But let's be real. Lorde is my girl. Also, if I hear Meghan Trainor mention her "bass" one more time....

Shows- Scrubs, 30 Rock, Misfits, Mad Men, Dexter, House of Cards

Food- Spicy. Or slathered in guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
1) Music
2) Nutella
3) Naps
4) Hops
5) Avocado
6) Sriracha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's the best superpower ever?
Why don't cats love me like I love them?
Why isn't all the sleep I accrue over the weekends bankable for the rest of the week?
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to a concert or playing video games with my little sister. That's what cool kids do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I danced ballet in high school. Shhhh!
You should message me if
-You know the best superpower.
-You have a similarly rad taste in music and want to swap!
-You do cool things. I've been doing my damndest to try and be cool on my own, but I'm just too inherently lame!