28Pensacola, United States
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My self-summary
disclaimer: you may durring the time you read this you may start to drool or otherwise accidently wet yourself. Dont worry this is normal, since reading anything i type tends to lower IQ, and brain activity.
Just kidding :)

Im pretty much a easy person to get at first. Since after all i dont hide anything from people i meet. What you see is what u get to put it plainly. Im a funny guy. I love to make people laugh and have a good time. Oh i will keep you on your toes. I put shit out of all different holes and crevasse's.

What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated the corrections academy and have only complete the state exam until im a certified detention deputy! Booyah.

Update: I have recently become addicted to bouldering (rock climbing without a rope or harness). However the only bouldering gym sucks here. Bleh
I’m really good at
Would it be wrong or egotistic for me to say everything? Because i wont lie i am awesome at everything i do. Ha. just kidding. But im really good with computers or even electronics in general. Im also awesome at bowling, playing with a rubber ducky. And just around awesome at being awesome.

Wow i count 4 awesomes in one paragraph. Amazing huh?

Things that make me awesome (yup here comes more of those buggers):

1: i can make my own sushi, and it tastes alot better then any sushi you have had down here.
2: im freaking georgeous. Just kidding.
3. i love to cook.
4. i like cake. (insert fat joke here please.)

*update* i make my own kimchi and miso soup. Both are baws. Just saying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am borderline retarded. Because i act and say things that most people wont. Wiether it be humor that is dirty, mature or even immature. And i even make fun of myself, i mean why dish out jokes if you cant take them yourself ;). I just feel life is too short not having fun. Why be mature your whole life when you miss out on so much fun?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Dune series. Awesome books for any scifi finatic. There are some more that i read back in middle/high school that i read and enjoyed but dont remember the names.

Movies - Any movie that keeps me intrested and or captivated.

Shows - Bones, Fringe, 30 Rock, The hills (back when it started), Chuck (amazingly funny show), Sparticus, True Blood, Community, Castle (My god. Ive never been so into a show), V, Shit my dad says, House.

Music - almost everything but classical and hardcore rap/screamo. One thing you might want to know. is the fact that I rock out and even sing to the most girly songs. Be it avril lavigne, brittney spears, mandy moore, Five finger death punch, Eyes set to kill, Hollywood undead, linkin park, and much much more. If i enjoy the music then whynot sing it :)
Six things I could never do without
Hm... phone, family, internet, my new car, my awesomeness, turtles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i think about how perfect i am and how i am going to make the perfect wife some day. Whoops i meant husband. Since im a guy. My bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home. unless i feel froggy to head out to seville or the beach :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I drive I throw the windows down and blare some..... taylor swift. Oh yea and sing it word for word. :)
You should message me if
If you have a sense of humor. Since after all im like one big walking joke that makes u want to never stop laughing.

If u dont have that then Peace. Not worth the effort.

Also if you agree that bragging over the internet is retarded like this douche above :(
The two of us