52New Windsor, United States
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My self-summary
I just realized that I'm too old to die young, but I'm finally becoming the man I want to date.
What I’m doing with my life
My passion is writing. I write gay novels with an emphasis on the occult and a lot of religious satire. I am sometimes asked to do public speaking, and occasionally some standup comedy, all of which terrifies and thrills me all at the same time.
I’m really good at
I'm great with the written word. I spend a lot of time ruminating on things, usually about my place in the Universe, is there a purpose to life, what's the air-speed velocity of a laden swallow: things like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm pretty friendly and a little silly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dracula; Storytelling Animal; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Movies: Harry Potter (all); Life of Brian; Austin Powers (even Gold Member); Scooby Doo One and Two
Shows: Red Dwarf, Scrubs, Bewitched, Fawlty Towers, Big Bang Theory
Music: Abba, Blondie, The Killers, Donna Summer, MC Lars
Food: Pizza, Nachos, French Fries
Six things I could never do without
1. My laptop
2. Music
3. My "me" time
4. Coffee
5. My Kindle
6. Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does the universe think?
Does life have a plan?
What is the air-speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Will I ever meet that special someone?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out at Starbucks writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's been a really really long time since I've been with anyone. They say that having sex is like riding a bike, but the last time I was on a bike, I kept falling off.
You should message me if
You think we have something in common.
The two of us