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What I’m doing with my life
I'm an East coast transplant from Boston learning my way around this wonderful city. I enjoy fitness and most days you'll either find me at the gym, bouldering, or riding my bike.
I’m really good at
I can replicate the sound of a cat purring pretty well so there's that. Also pretty good at clucking like a chicken and cooing like a pigeon.

My more useful talents include writing music, riding a unicycle, and quoting spongebob.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big ol' red beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Road, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones), Scar Tissue.

Movies: Billy Madison, Star Wars, Beer Fest, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Adventure time, Off the Air, Community, Workaholics, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Spongebob, Always Sunny, No Reservations/ The Layover (Anthony Bourdain <3), Planet Earth, Blue Planet, Stranger Things.

Music: Baths, BON IVER, Iron and Wine, James Blake, Flying Lotus, Gorillaz, Incubus, Haywyre, James Vincent McMorrow, S. Carey, Beach House, Flume, Kendrick Lamar, Alt-J.

Food: I love breakfast food, avocados, sushi and strawberries.
The six things I could never do without
Dry humor
Clean, dry socks
The great outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lucid dreams and sleep paralysis.
The next song I'll write.
The next song I'll listen to.
Planets. Stars. The universe.
Who invented leashes for kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ingesting alcohol at a rate which causes it to enter my bloodstream faster than it can be metabolized by my liver.
You should message me if
You like beards, tattoos, red hair, zombies, star wars, game of thrones, or other nerdy shit.
If you like reddit then we will be best friends.
If you want to kick my ass in Magic: The Gathering (I'm still learning).
If you want to go Bouldering!!!