Berliner_Deern
31 Berlin, Germany
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My self-summary
SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD

I am kind of forward: an easy-going, kinky (yes kinky, like in BDSM) girl looking for the one, because I feel lonely sometimes. And it's just much nicer having someone you like and who likes you around. So this is what I am looking for. Mutual likeness.

Basically this:

"I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me."
Hannah, Girls

I can identify myself with characters from TV-Shows, which maybe a character flaw... some people think this is charming though... decide for yourself ;-)

Oh, and yes I am looking for a relationship, but that does not mean I want to be your girlfriend after the first date.

Coffee at midnight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skZx5liyaM

http://www.kappit.com/img/21554/so-ill-pick-you-up-around-10-at-night/

Love it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO-dQCa2p9Q
What I’m doing with my life
I love hanging out in comfy laid back bars/Cafés but I don't do it very often.

Going to the cinema and writing reviews is an unpaid job I love doing :)

I love my (paid) job in sales, and I am looking for someone who at least likes his work.
I’m really good at
sleeping
Riding
Listening
being complicated
swimming
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
Der Menschenmacher (I like brutal books)
Illdiko von Kürthy (women Books too)
Great Expection
Sebastian Fitzek and Adam Fawer

Movies
All the “stupid” 80’s/90's movies … Loaded Weapon, Robin Hood – Men in tights, Hot Shots, Naked gun, Police Academy etc.
Funny action movies: Die Hard, The Loosers, A-Team, R.E.D, when it makes me smile and something blows up - I'll probably like it.
Wag the Dog, Hunting Party, Charlie Wilson's war these kind of movies are great too.
Animated Movies are mostly very smileable. I also like a lot Indie movies, some film noir...
Science of Sleep, Waking life and so many more.
I am not very familiar with the classics, so if you want to teach me - contact me.

Shows:
You're the worst, Man Seeking Woman, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Louie, Scandal, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Last Man standing, The Newsroom, Community, Undateable, Girls, Married, Suits, House of Lies, The Affair, Sherlock, The Familiy, Casual, Catastrophe...
And of course Sitcom/TV Show classic: Seinfeld, Will&Grace, Scrubs, SATC, Black Books, Miranda, Curb... and many many more.

Music…
Rock, Indie, newbie with Rap/hip hop... :)

Food…
Everything
especially Iranian Food (well I am half German, half Iranian soooo)
Exceptions: Peppers, Lactose in HUGE amounts ;)
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Horses, Cellphone, work, laptop...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work. Friends & Family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lying in Bed and thinking, well you should go out...
Or going out thinking: I need to sleep.
You should message me if
you are tired of this mess: http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2014/04/18-ugly-truths-about-modern-dating-that-you-have-to-deal-with/

Poly isn't a must.

Kinky people do not scare you.

you like to challenge your partner and be challenged too.

you can handle a partner who is into exploring her sexuality.

you do NOT want this: https://whisper.sh/stories/06a646bf-2ea8-4d5c-b6f4-da1faa55c747/OMG-Confessions-From-Men-Who-Are-In-Relationships-For-Reasons-Other-Tha

you prefer a cup of tea/ coffee / a beer etc over endless chatting.

you have a passion.

you are open to at least the possibility of a relationship.

If you want to jump from dating to year two of a relationship... bc: DATING SUCKS...

Use the word "Darjeeling" in your message, then I know you read at least this part of my profile
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