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My self-summary
Partial edit soon to follow. Contemplating a move to either Austin TX, Tulsa OK, or Hood River OR sometime around November. Thoughts about those places is much appreciated.

I'm fucking magic. I'm a smart ass. I love my dog. I really like Scrabble, Backgammon, and Euchre. I love to people watch. I am always in search of new music. I'm a flirt. I call woman "Ma'am" almost always. I kinda wish Erykah Badu wrote songs about me. I can be the life of the party or the quiet kid in the corner. I love helping people, and I'm good to have around especially for heavy lifting. I can shake my shit on the dance floor. I like beer and bourbon. Drama drunks are not my thing. I love to cook. I love to take drives and bike rides. I own a canoe, and a couple kayaks. Few things bring me as much pleasure as fishing out of said kayaks. I'm not really looking for a girlfriend, but friends in general. I am from WA state, but have lived all over the states. I love the sun, but I miss the rain. I could possibly make a flash judgement about folks based on three criteria. Choice in footwear, astrological sign, and what they smell like. I have a religious background, and Dusty Springfield even wrote a song about me. My views on faith are many, but my personal support is minimal. While I think facial piercings can be lovely, I often have the passing thoughts of ripping eyebrow piercings out of the faces of passers by. I mean I would never actually do it, but.....
What I’m doing with my life
I work a lot of hours at a job I don't like but can tolerate so I can later realize my dreams of a b&b/artist's retreat.
I’m really good at
Smart assery, Talking and banter. Cooking. Playing games. Making mix tapes. Fitting a size 13 foot in my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes get a fair amount of attention. Sometimes I don't realize which type of crazy I'm conveying with them. I'm a bit of a brick wall as well. Put it this way. Behind me could be one of the best hide and seek spots ever. I'm also pretty wooly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Still Life With Woodpecker, Trout Fishing In America, Desert Solitaire, the Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Love is a Dog from Hell, Dandelion Wine, the Brothers K, Gone South

TV- Breaking Bad, Louie, Walking Dead, Dexter, Project Runway, No Reservations, Iron Chef America, Californication, Boardwalk Empire, Deadwood, SYTYCD

Movies - Barton Fink, the Royal Tenenbaums, Heart Worn Highway, Be Here to Love Me, Forrest Gump, Garden State, History of Violence, Good Will Hunting, High Fidelity, Big Fish, Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Five Easy Pieces, the Picture of Dorian Gray, Psycho, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Music - Shovels and Rope, Townes Van Zandt, Hank Sr., Uncle Tupelo, Sleep, Graveyard, the Melvins, Lightnin' Hopkins, Al Green, Grant Lee Buffalo, Justin Townes Earle, John Prine, Greg Brown, Steve Earle, the Misfits, Neko Case, the Tallest Man On Earth, Jessica Lea Mayfield, Dead Moon, the Rolling Stones, T.Rex, David Bowie, Jolie Holland, Cat Power, Fugazi, RZA, Gaslamp Killer, the Black Angels, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Dusty Springfield, Sam Cooke, Al Green, Tom Waits, Vic Chesnutt, Radiohead, Hank Williams, Jesus and Mary Chain, the Replacements, Beck, Damien Jurado, Bob Dylan, Black Sabbath, the Black Keys, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Buddy Miller, Deer Tick, Gillian Welch, Elvis Perkins, Erykah Badu, John Doe, the Gun Club, Kurt Vile, Patsy Cline, Lee Hazelwood, Ryan Adams, Gram Parsons, Bon Iver, the Shins, Liz Durett, the Velvet Underground, the Smiths, the Pharcyde, the Magnetic Fields, Massive Attack, the Pixies, Toots and the Maytals, Neutral Milk Hotel, J. Tillman, Micah P. Hinson, A.A. Bondy, Hope Sandoval, Them, the Stooges, Smokey Robinson, Bo Carter, Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan, Elliott Smith, Jenny Lewis, Son Volt, Fela Kuti, Muddy Waters, Alabama Shakes, Baroness, Red Fang, Black Flag, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Orchid, the Sword, Black Acid Devil, Kadavar, Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell, an ever expanding list
The six things I could never do without
My Dog, coffee, fishing, music, people watching, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to market random things. I love conceptualizing album titles, band and business names. Bicycles, art, and cooking oh my. Fishing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watchin' a movie with my pup, seein' a show, doodling in the sketchbook, makin' a large pot of soup that I then give away because their is no way I could possibly eat it all, but I still just can't make a small pot of soup. Smokin' my corncob pipe and sippin' some bourbon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty weird.

This man is my idol.

This song makes me feel normal.

This song makes me hopeful.

These songs make me feel dirty, grimy and downright bad.
You should message me if
If you're looking for a friend. One night stands are great for the pipes, but bad for the foundation. That is not what I'm here for.

If you have any jokes to trade. The filthier and more offensive the better. If you have any music suggestions for me. If you can talk some shit and take it too.

If this song describes you to a "t".

If you know how hot a dress or skirt with cowboy boots can be.