I'm fucking magic. I'm a smart ass. I love my dog. I really like Scrabble, Backgammon, and Euchre. I love to people watch. I am always in search of new music. I'm a flirt. I call woman "Ma'am" almost always. I kinda wish Erykah Badu wrote songs about me. I can be the life of the party or the quiet kid in the corner. I love helping people, and I'm good to have around especially for heavy lifting. I can shake my shit on the dance floor. I like beer and bourbon. Drama drunks are not my thing. I love to cook. I love to take drives and bike rides. I own a canoe, and a couple kayaks. Few things bring me as much pleasure as fishing out of said kayaks. I'm not really looking for a girlfriend, but friends in general. I am from WA state, but have lived all over the states. I love the sun, but I miss the rain. I could possibly make a flash judgement about folks based on three criteria. Choice in footwear, astrological sign, and what they smell like. I have a religious background, and Dusty Springfield even wrote a song about me. My views on faith are many, but my personal support is minimal. While I think facial piercings can be lovely, I often have the passing thoughts of ripping eyebrow piercings out of the faces of passers by. I mean I would never actually do it, but.....
TV- Breaking Bad, Louie, Walking Dead, Dexter, Project Runway, No Reservations, Iron Chef America, Californication, Boardwalk Empire, Deadwood, SYTYCD
Movies - Barton Fink, the Royal Tenenbaums, Heart Worn Highway, Be Here to Love Me, Forrest Gump, Garden State, History of Violence, Good Will Hunting, High Fidelity, Big Fish, Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Five Easy Pieces, the Picture of Dorian Gray, Psycho, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Music - Shovels and Rope, Townes Van Zandt, Hank Sr., Uncle Tupelo, Sleep, Graveyard, the Melvins, Lightnin' Hopkins, Al Green, Grant Lee Buffalo, Justin Townes Earle, John Prine, Greg Brown, Steve Earle, the Misfits, Neko Case, the Tallest Man On Earth, Jessica Lea Mayfield, Dead Moon, the Rolling Stones, T.Rex, David Bowie, Jolie Holland, Cat Power, Fugazi, RZA, Gaslamp Killer, the Black Angels, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Dusty Springfield, Sam Cooke, Al Green, Tom Waits, Vic Chesnutt, Radiohead, Hank Williams, Jesus and Mary Chain, the Replacements, Beck, Damien Jurado, Bob Dylan, Black Sabbath, the Black Keys, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Buddy Miller, Deer Tick, Gillian Welch, Elvis Perkins, Erykah Badu, John Doe, the Gun Club, Kurt Vile, Patsy Cline, Lee Hazelwood, Ryan Adams, Gram Parsons, Bon Iver, the Shins, Liz Durett, the Velvet Underground, the Smiths, the Pharcyde, the Magnetic Fields, Massive Attack, the Pixies, Toots and the Maytals, Neutral Milk Hotel, J. Tillman, Micah P. Hinson, A.A. Bondy, Hope Sandoval, Them, the Stooges, Smokey Robinson, Bo Carter, Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan, Elliott Smith, Jenny Lewis, Son Volt, Fela Kuti, Muddy Waters, Alabama Shakes, Baroness, Red Fang, Black Flag, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Orchid, the Sword, Black Acid Devil, Kadavar, Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell, an ever expanding list
This man is my idol.
This song makes me feel normal.
This song makes me hopeful.
These songs make me feel dirty, grimy and downright bad.
If you have any jokes to trade. The filthier and more offensive the better. If you have any music suggestions for me. If you can talk some shit and take it too.
If this song describes you to a "t".
If you know how hot a dress or skirt with cowboy boots can be.