61 King’s Lynn, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Actions speak louder than words, but I love words. Like eunoia.

I am perfectly punctual
What I’m doing with my life
All sorts of things. Creative things. Practical things. Hot things.
I’m really good at
Rolling cigarettes.

Making Bloody Marys and Gins and Tonic

Project managing the restoration of semi-derelict buildings

Talking cat

The first things people usually notice about me
Im tall and apparently quite noisy.
Oh. Posh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This would be a very very very very long list if I really went for it.

Midnight's Children, Shame, Fury, Wuthering Heights, The Hawkline Monster, The English Patient. And Scrap Irony by the inimitable Felicia Lamport. And everything by Edward Gorey

Cul de Sac, Pontypool, Cuckoo's Nest, Witches of Eastwick, Being There, The Last of the Mohicans, Dumbo, Ashes and Diamonds.

Santana, Elbow, Just Jack, Gotan project, CW Stoneking, Kings of Leon, Egg, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, Jay-Jay Johansson and on and on and on

Coquilles St Jacques, Roast Lamb
The six things I could never do without
Intimate Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
And why, after thousands of years of "civilisation", we seem more stupid than the Angles and Saxons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Scranletting the Bute
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like spanking pert buttocks.
and that I much prefer cest, its so scene.
You should message me if
You are bold, brave, wickedly amusing, have a zest for life and, if you cant hold your own, are at least prepared to hold mine! he he