Now available for a limited time, the Igor comes equipped with many spectacular features. This finest of Russian imports has lived in four countries and traveled to many others. Having studied in five universities in three countries, he graduated magna cum laude from Washington University with simultaneous Bachelors and Masters degrees in mathematics, four publications, nine academic scholarships and all of the necessary awards and accolades. He is self-employed, having started two successful small businesses. He is emotionally stable (although he likes to speak of himself in the third person) and knows how to cook (do you?), clean, and put down the toilet seat. He exercises regularly and is in excellent shape, having won the St. Louis Relay Marathon for three years in a row. He is a good dancer, masseur, and kisser. The Igor has appeared on local or national news numerous times for his achievements in four different fields.
The Igor also comes endowed with a vast database of personal tales brimming with adventure, excitement, and musings on psychology, philosophy, and the human condition. Be warned: Some are so insightful that they may change your view of reality.
By the way, that other guy's profile you've been looking at, I saw him on COPS last night. He fell out of his car with his pants down and rolled into a ditch. What a putz...
My ultimate career goal is to develop fully automated secondary-level math tutoring software that will (hopefully) someday change the standard of math education in America. I've already put a lot of effort into this project, but there is A LOT left to be done.
If that doesn't work out, I can always go back to being an exotic dancer.
I like adventure movies, but they usually disappoint me.
I like techno music. It's good to listen to when I run, it's good to listen to when I party, and the lyrics don't make me question my faith in humanity.
I like exotic food. Cooking it, eating it, and looking at it, imagining how it would feel if I were eating it. Particular affinity for spicy food. I also enjoy:
Runny, stinky cheeses
Caviar, and curry.
wild, bizarre adventures
my cat, Yasha. Even though he is kinda stupid, sometimes annoying, sometimes needy, sometimes mauls my nice victorian furniture, and is currently licking my collar bone raw, he is still my little man. I am a cat guy. I hear we are rare.
a companion for all of the above
On that topic, if you want to win major bonus points and likely even score yourself a date with me, answer the following profound psychological question correctly: Why do most women say that they want a guy who can make them laugh?
Ideally, what I am looking for is my definition of a mature relationship. It is a partnership in the true sense of the word. It is someone that I can have a loving (but not codependent), understanding, and trusting relationship with. It is someone that I can share my personal, career, and spiritual growth with in a way that we help one another to become our best selves. It is also someone that I am not afraid to share my weaknesses and insecurities with and who isn't afraid to share with me. Lastly, it is someone who I can come home to and who can come home to me after a hard day of work and we can find comfort, rest, and happiness in one-another.
If you feel that you have a lot of the traits described above, don't be shy, message me! I respect the rare woman who is proactive enough to actually pursue what she wants, rather than just sitting back, never risking rejection and hoping it comes to her.
Oh, and more than two cats will raise suspicion.