Bethany311
34 Crete, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a dork. Plain and simple. I laugh alot at random things, i always end up saying or doing the wrong thing and im ok with that. I just like having fun.
I was in a serious relationship for a long time and right now i'm looking for new friends. If it develops into something else, great, if not, thats cool too. Just to clarify, I am not "just saying that" because I think thats what dudes want to hear, when I say develop I mean over a long period of time, and when I say I'm not looking for anything serious I mean if within 3 times of hanging out you say you love me I'll literally run and I hate running so dont do that please.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm moving forward with the next stage of my life. I've learned alot, I've grown, adapted and I'm optimistic as to what the future brings. I'm looking for something deeper, something more meaningful. I'm not looking for a Rhodes scholar, but someone who I can have a conversation with thats a little more interesting or profound other than "how high you are" or how good whatever random Chicago team is doing. Don't get me wrong I love sports, but depth is key at this point in my life.
I’m really good at
not answering stupid questions.....
The first things people usually notice about me
Initially you'll notice that there might be something wrong with me. kidding. I've been told i have pretty eyes and rockin ta tas haha
Over time you'll notice I'm super laid back and easygoing and I tend to focus on the good things instead of bitching about the bad. Although bitching does feel good sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: tommy boy,step brothers, boondock saints, pulp fiction, donnie darko, coming to america, idiocracy, identity, basically anything hilarious, twisted or scary.

Music: alternative, classic rock,jungle, drum and bass, anything really. I am a complete dork for 80's music. I also have a massive crush on Florence Welch and David Byrne.

Food: anything spicy! I cook alot, i think i've gotten italian down pretty well, so now I'm working on french. I'm totally not one of those hip chicks who like to go to the city and eat sushi. Call me an old fashioned midwestern girl but I prefer hotwings and a cold beer any day!
The six things I could never do without
Without stating the obvious food and water, I need freedom, happiness, CAFFIENE!, great people around to have fun with, love and/or lust and the possibility of getting into trouble because i always seem to find it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what i can write in a box like this to make men love me haha

What the future will bring, and how I can affect my ideal outcome. Also, what that ideal outcome may be.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is nothing typical about my Friday nights. I could be out with friends, slothing it up on the couch with a movie, at the gym regretting the previous night's laziness or in bed with a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate country music...... except "elvira" from the oak ridge boys.... don't judge me

I dont have a lesbian bone in my body, but i appreciate beautiful women and have no problem saying "jesus she was hot"

I have several pair of high heels i love collecting dust in my closet because apparently the only guys attracted to me are half midget lol
You should message me if
If you like a challenge because I'll definitely keep you on your toes :)

If you are a fun, positive person with alot going on between your ears. I can't say enough how much intelligence is a turn on. I don't care how crazy, outlandish, or odd your opinions are, just have them and be able to verbalize them in a half-sensical way and I'm interested.

If you want to go out and actually enjoy life. I have no expectations when meeting someone new, its just that. I'm not secretly planning our wedding, concocting a plan for you to knock me up or wondering when you'll say you love me. Ain't nobody got time for that? heh. I'm just trying to have a good time with someone new. I want to know what makes you tick, what excites you and scares you, but only in the interest of knowing you. If that evolves into something else, awesome, if not, thats cool too. Clarification: good time does not equate casual sex and "get to know you" refers to who you actually are, not who you think you are or who you want to pretend to be. I have no time for liars, I've honed my skills and I can sniff you pricks out like a basset hound.

*New dont*- If you have some weird faggy name like "sweettastingcum" or "youmakemehard" (these are actual names on here) or some other sexual innuendo eluding to your desire for 1 night stands please dont message me...seriously, can a bitch find a guy to have a conversation with and perhaps go on a normal date? lol

If you've read this far you probably think I'm a raging bitch, but I'm actually a nice girl lol
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