27 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Generally preferring animals to humans , staunch atheism, rollercoasters, contemplating how I can become a professional vagabond, hoping I get up enough courage to one day go skydiving, getting sad that I gave up on my dream of living with hammerhead sharks.
What I’m doing with my life
Spent the first five years living off the G dreaming of the day I'd live off the L finally live off the L got a new job off the G....
I’m really good at
Making references that people don't find funny. I.E. anytime Goodbye Horses comes on and someone is clearly digging the song I will remind them about Buffalo Bills mangina...because it's hilarious, that's why.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I've already quoted Seinfeld and Louis ck way too many times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Salinger, Vonnegut, Ellis, Palahnuik, Wurtzel, Kundera, Thompson, Sedaris, Klosterman, Nabokov, Delillo, Plath, Emerson. The list could go on forever, but no one reads this part anyway.

I had every line of Ferris Bueller memorized by age 3. I don't know what that says about me but it's true. I am also a sucker for stupid romantic 60's movies of the Doris Day variety.

Bowie, Jack White (most all he does), John Lennon, The Doors, Joplin, The Shins, Stevie Knicks, Distillers, Zeppelin, Joy Division, Iggy and The Stooges,Lou Reed, the Stones, Lupe Fiasco. Again I will stop there.

Louie, Seinfeld (best show ever, fact), Bobs Burgers, Flight of the Conchords, Freaks and Geeks, American Horror Story, Californication, Sons of Anarchy, Broad City, The Whitest Kids U'know, Workaholics, Jessica Jones

Japanese, Thai, Middle Eastern, Artichoke hearts. If everything tasted like cilantro I wouldn't be mad.
The six things I could never do without
The smell of the seasons changing. (Also the smell of Home Depot, I fucking love the smell of Home Depot.)
The word "fuck" it works in every imaginable scenario.
The 5 dollar crappy beer and shot of whiskey combo at almost every bar in Brooklyn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are so jaded in New York...and then the L train pulls up at 9:30 in the morning and I get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fuck Fridays I will take a Tuesday any day of the week (haha, see what I did there?).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own Season 1 and 2 of The Partridge Family on dvd and thoroughly enjoy watching it.
You should message me if
You believe in trying to save the English language...

You're funny and can handle a girl busting your balls.

You can quote movies to me. Screw sweet nothings I want movie
quotes whispered in my ear.

Ohhh and you certainly better NOT know the difference between the your's and the there's, I like my men's stoopid, ya dig?