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My self-summary
Generally preferring animals to humans , staunch atheism, feminist rant aficionado, rollercoaster lover, contemplating how I can become a professional vagabond, hoping I get up enough courage to one day go skydiving, pop culture enthusiast (but who isn't), hates sports and gender norms equally.
What I’m doing with my life
just another cog in the capitalist machine

My shoes are always on point tho.
I’m really good at
Getting a sunburn
The first things people usually notice about me
That I've already quoted Seinfeld and Louis ck way too many times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Salinger, Vonnegut, Ellis, Palahnuik, Wurtzel, Kundera, Thompson, Sedaris, Klosterman, Nabokov, Delillo, Plath, Emerson. The list could go on forever, but no one reads this part anyway.

I love horror good bad and in between. ( most recent recommendation: It Follows/The witch 🙏🏻) I also will watch anything with Ben foster or Tom hardy (both great actors &both I really wanna bang sorry not sorry )
And I am really beginning to despise Tarantino's shit but we must always respect...
all three of the "Before" movies by Linklater

And Labyrinth every day all day forever and ever

Bowie,The Beatles, Beyoncé,Jack White (most all he does), The Doors, Joplin, The Shins, Stevie Knicks, Distillers, Zeppelin, Joy Division, Iggy and The Stooges,Lou Reed, Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty,Lupe Fiasco. Again I will stop there.

Louie, Seinfeld (best show ever, fact), Bobs Burgers, Flight of the Conchords, Freaks and Geeks, American Horror Story, Ab Fab, Gilmore Girls, Bojack, THE GET DOWN, Californication,Broad City, The Whitest Kids U'know, Workaholics, Jessica Jones

Japanese, Thai, Middle Eastern, Artichoke hearts. If everything tasted like cilantro I wouldn't be mad.
Six things I could never do without
Basil, coffee, hugging pups, a general dislike of right wing causes, meeting people who lived in New York in the 70's and listening to all the stories they tell, Ziggy stardust/ hunky dory
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Leaving New York
On a typical Friday night I am
Fuck Fridays I will take a Tuesday any day of the week (haha, see what I did there?).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own Season 1 and 2 of The Partridge Family on dvd and thoroughly enjoy watching it.
You should message me if
You believe in trying to save the English language...

You're funny and can handle a girl busting your balls.

You can quote movies to me. Screw sweet nothings I want movie
quotes whispered in my ear.

Ohhh and you certainly better NOT know the difference between the your's and the there's, I like my men's stoopid, ya dig?
The two of us