31 Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy learning about everything except what I'm supposed to be learning about.
I have no idea what my user name refers to.
I like reading Internet comments and determining which psychiatric problems the poster has.
They say it's better to be lucky than good. However, I am good at being lucky.
I read that OKcupid likes to put changes to profiles in other people's news feeds, so profiles with regular changes get more visibility. I will therefore be changing one word in my profile each day. Today's word is "bumptious."
What I’m doing with my life
Attorning, frisbing, relaxing.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. Not psychic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lots of them. If I actually let myself buy books at the rate I consumed them, homeless people would be collecting them on the street for resale.

Movies: Everything...except horror. I don't even watch the previews of those.

Shows: I haven't let myself watch television since Lost left me broken and empty.

Music: Most of it, except for rappers that I am superior to.

Food: Again most of it; however, the baked potato is a terrible and tasteless thing.
The six things I could never do without
Warm weather outside.
Cold weather inside.
Money (probably).
Shamwow (paid advertisement- to see your ad here, apply within)
99 Problems. After all, as Mr. Carter's verse implies, we could not be human without them.
Thrilling highlight reels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sports, rap, law, politics, various sciences. Some days in that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm only on OkCupid because didn't work out. Also, I can't ride bikes.
You should message me if
you can't think of a good reason not to, and you don't have a keyboard that will bite you.