BewareTheDonkey
30 El Paso, United States
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My self-summary
I'm 26. I have a job. I have a car. I have my own place. I'm totally sarcastic, and totally a smartass. I love to laugh. I love to have fun. I'm shy at first, but once you get to know me, you'll wish I would shut up.

I'm also kind of geeky. I like video games and comic books.

I'm an open book. If there's anything you or most anyone would like to know feel free to ask. I don't have anything to hide.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. I sell insurance for a living. I plan on returning to school in the very near future to advance my life and career. Other than that, I'm just enjoying my relative youth.
I’m really good at
Video games. Being a smartass. Saying just the right funny thing at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read just about anything. I love just about any kind of movie or music. I'm not too picky. I love Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and Boardwalk Empire. My favorite kind of food is Italian.

As I said, I enjoy most anything musically, but I do have a special place for rock. The harder stuff, but not too hard. I like Slipknot, Godsmack, A Perfect Circle and Korn.

My favorite movies include, The Matrix(the first one), Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Back To The Future(all three), and of course Star Wars.
The six things I could never do without
Family, internet, video games, poker, friends and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I'm totally ADHD.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd really like to just meet that special someone.
You should message me if
You're looking for a real down to earth guy. You have a sense of humor. You're single. You don't mind a dorky guy.
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