40 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Surly fat guy. Working on the fat, holding onto the surliness.

…and yes, I used the worst photo of me that I could find.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in the midst of a complicated shame mitigation plan.
I’m really good at
Hitting nouns. Emitting loud noises from the bottom-most hole in my face. Unintentionally offending people because I express my opinions, and stand up for my values.
The first things people usually notice about me
Height. Mass. Intimidating demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Faerie Tale by Raymond E. Feist
Movie: The Abyss [Extended Edition]
TV Show: The Shield
Music: Band: Megadeth
Music: Album: Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Music: Song: You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
Food: Pizza with bacon, grilled chicken, sliced tomatoes, pineapple, and green olives
Beverage: Coconut rum, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and lime juice
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Yes, the mid-terms are hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taller than you.*

*There are exceptions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a grown man that owns stuffed animals.
You should message me if
You want to be both bored and irritated simultaneously.