Seems like everyone's first sentence is them trying to justify why they are on this site. I don't get that. You're here because it's 2014, and this is how you meet people now!
I was a pro wrestler for 3 years, which explains the pictures of me in tights. Now I wear them to church on Sunday mornings.
I'm a Libertarian and an Atheist. Which means I can piss off everybody!
I still own EVERY single book in the Animorphs series. Keeping my fingers crossed for a movie soon!
I watch too much news and read too many books.
I'm a grammar stickler.
I've been to 49 states.
I'm funny to me!
Got a YouTube channel.
-Super Smash Brothers
-Being funny to nobody else but myself
-Quoting The West Wing
-Getting by on my good looks (despite not looking that good)
-Pretending I know what I'm doing
-Being surly ("Surly" is a very underappreciated word)
Music: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Rolling Stones, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, The Decemberists, Johnny Cash, the Distillers, Spinnerette, The Clash, The Ramones
Shows: The West Wing, Californication, Community, Sports Night, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Chuck, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, Deadliest Warrior, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Parks & Rec
Movies: Grosse Pointe Blank, The Wrestler, High Fidelity, Charlie Wilson's War, The Social Network, Top Gun, The American President, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Slap Shot, Tremors, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou, The Royal Tennenbaums, A Mighty Wind, Transformers (1986 Animated), Almost Famous, Walk the Line, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, all the Marvel flicks
2. My West Wing DVD sets
3. Bandanas & Belt buckles (Is it cheating to count those as one? Probably.)
4. Free Markets & Capitalism
5. My thick skin & sense of humor
6. A creative outlet
I like Spider-Man 3 and I will fight you if you don't.
There's not much I'm not willing to admit. I'm shameless.
Oh, and if you're a girl who wears glasses, you absolutely should. Glasses are amazing.
Or if you're a girl who gives good backrubs. A life of wrestling and hockey has turned my back and neck into shambles and I need them pretty often.
DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you say "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less". And don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".