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My self-summary
The pit. I was in the pit. You were in the pit. We all were in the pit.

Seems like everyone's first sentence is them trying to justify why they are on this site. I don't get that. You're here because it's 2014, and this is how you meet people now!

I was a pro wrestler for 3 years, which explains the pictures of me in tights. Now I wear them to church on Sunday mornings.

I'm a Libertarian and an Atheist. Which means I can piss off everybody!

I still own EVERY single book in the Animorphs series. Keeping my fingers crossed for a movie soon!

I watch too much news and read too many books.

I'm a grammar stickler.

I've been to 49 states.

I'm funny to me!
What I’m doing with my life
My long-term goal is to be named Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World".

Got a YouTube channel.
I’m really good at
-Super Smash Brothers
-Being funny to nobody else but myself
-Quoting The West Wing
-Getting by on my good looks (despite not looking that good)
-Pretending I know what I'm doing
-Being surly ("Surly" is a very underappreciated word)
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like I have a nefarious plan. Which is only true 32% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh boy....

Music: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Rolling Stones, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, The Decemberists, Johnny Cash, the Distillers, Spinnerette, The Clash, The Ramones

Shows: The West Wing, Californication, Community, Sports Night, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Chuck, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, Deadliest Warrior, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Parks & Rec

Movies: Grosse Pointe Blank, The Wrestler, High Fidelity, Charlie Wilson's War, The Social Network, Top Gun, The American President, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Slap Shot, Tremors, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou, The Royal Tennenbaums, A Mighty Wind, Transformers (1986 Animated), Almost Famous, Walk the Line, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, all the Marvel flicks
Six things I could never do without
1. My leather jacket
2. My West Wing DVD sets
3. Bandanas & Belt buckles (Is it cheating to count those as one? Probably.)
4. Free Markets & Capitalism
5. My thick skin & sense of humor
6. A creative outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My head is empty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a straight guy who's seen every episode of Sex & the City.

I like Spider-Man 3 and I will fight you if you don't.

There's not much I'm not willing to admit. I'm shameless.
You should message me if
I'm bad luck, so you probably shouldn't unless you're brave.

Oh, and if you're a girl who wears glasses, you absolutely should. Glasses are amazing.

Or if you're a girl who gives good backrubs. A life of wrestling and hockey has turned my back and neck into shambles and I need them pretty often.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you say "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less". And don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
The two of us