51Marlton, United States
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My self-summary
I am great at teaching kids how to play baseball. When tired, I tend to ramble, the best thing to do in those situations is just say "Yes, Paul" and let me chase my thoughts. Otherwise I am a very clear thinker, sometimes too clear. Though I can't remember names for the life of me, people should wear name tags.
When in love, I write poetry. I consider myself manly, but those that know me often laugh at that. I can change a light switch without burning the house down. I am liberal and proud of it. I believe government's role is to protect it's citizens, regulate commerce and stay out of wars and people's lives. Emotional therapy to me is to walk 3 miles everyday and it works. I am finally in a place in life where I am happy with myself, know who and what I am, know what I want and most of the time, why.
The first time I went up in a plane I jumped out of it, so for the longest time I could say I took off in a plane but never landed in one. I love blue jeans, comfortable cotton clothes and scratching my scalp. I am not judgemental except for those that really really deserve it. I love listening to my partner breath, especially on the phone. I believe in saying please and thank you. The world would be a better place if all the money spent on bullets and bombs was spent on poor people, health care, education and infrastructure. I firmly believe in unconditional love. I have a successful career that helps mankind (and womankind for that matter). I have never been in prison.
I believe in doing things for people without them knowing about. I believe in giving others the credit and taking the blame. One should dance like noone is watching, tip like you don't need the money, love like there is no tomorrow and always read the comics first. I often refuse to answer questions on the grounds that I don't know the answer. I can make you laugh till you cry. I occasionaly pretend I am tougher than I really am. I admire day laborers. The key to life is not having nothing to do, it is having lots to do and not doing it. Kidnappers would not be very interested in me. I prefer substance over style. Teachers should be treated like rock stars. And rock stars should be treated like ditch diggers.
I don't know who Kim Kardashian is, but I know that Tony Soprano was killed. I am a work in progress, but it is the journey not the destination that matters. Oh and don't believe this OKcupid bot, I am quite ambitious, I am very successful in my career and have plans for the future and am working towards them!
What I’m doing with my life
Writing a novel in my head, but I am stuck on the first chapter.
I’m really good at
Reading people, comfortable silences and making little kids laugh. Dogs love me too.
The first things people usually notice about me
-my pretty eyes and pirate smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tolkien, ASOIAF, Forrest Gump, Stephen King-zombies rule-vampires drool, sad love songs, really sad love poems, really really sad love stories, Tina Fey, George Carlin, Lewis Black, Rodney Dangerfield, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Documentaries about Sunken Ships, Your Super Bowl Champs-the New York Football Giants, The Princess Bride, Big Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, Alannis Morrissette-I'm still hoping she gets divorced and is looking for a middle aged engineer from New Jersey, period movies and soul wrenching blues.
Six things I could never do without
My Kiddies
My laptop
Giants tickets
Hot showers
Flannel sheets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
plotting world domination and trying to come up with a rhyme for orange.
On a typical Friday night I am
Surfing OKCupid so yes I need a love life!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
will have to wait till the statute of limitations expires.
You should message me if
I promise you an excellent first date, well only if you like to laugh.
The two of us