First of all, thank you for clicking on me.
- Or finding me in quick match.
- Or wondering if I have something on my head in my profile pic. (I don't).
Here's my best attempt to be OKCupid HOT:
I work hard AND play hard.
[Though really I turn off work when I can, and my private life is infinitely more important to me]
I don't have time to fill out this profile because I'm too busy being handsome.
I keep it real while keeping it really real.
[I watch reality TV at times, including Top Chef]
I'm brutally honest.
[I'm in no way brutal. If someone says this in their profile, they are an asshole and their friends secretly hate them for it ]
Now that you're completely turned off:
I'm a friendly, reasonably handsome and reasonably smart democrat based in NYC. I am, given the horrible current administration, a hopeful romantic, vs. a hopeless romantic, because I'm not using "hopeless" to describe myself anymore, even ironically. So- hopeful romantic and energized democrat. If I meet you at a rally or protest, what a great wedding toast we'll have.
That's probably too serious, so I'll close with mentioning I also love to fuck. :)
Also, I only use "bro" "solid" and "100%" during (awesome) role play.
I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.
And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell.
Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys. (update: also watch "Bachelor in Paradise". Sorry.)
Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)
- My MacBook
- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)
- Diet Coke
- Other dudes
Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.
I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.