Yes, it is hot, and it SUCKS! I'll save a quick back and forth for both of us by acknowledging that NYC has been a heat-hole all summer.
Is heat-hole a real thing? Don't Google it, I'm sure the results are especially NSFW. Unless your profile name is heat-hole, in which case I'm curious...
So we can dispense with:
You/me: "Hey - Can you believe how hot it's been this summer?"
Me/you: "I know, fuck, right?!"
And get down to:
"Hi, my name's Cameron. I go by Cam. I Live in Chelsea, work mid-town but travel a lot.
Nope, didn't do porn, just had a photography-major friend ask me to pose.
Yep, I realize I look really ruddy in my pictures.
Nope, I am not open-minded enough to connect with people who are voting for Trump".
Yep, I love dogs.
For those brave few who've read this far, I'm just now seeing how I composed a diatribe starting with "ME". That's a warning sign, right?
But, If you're still game...
I AM also:
- Inherently nice, though I realize my pictures depict someone who is less than nice. I am not now nor have I ever been photogenic. I ruin photos regularly.
- Low drama, high humor.
- Very happy with grilled cheese sandwiches vs. something inedible at an expensive restaurant
A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit, friendly and sane.
I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.
And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell.
Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys. (update: also watch "Bachelor in Paradise". Sorry.)
Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)
- My MacBook
- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)
- Diet Coke
- Other dudes
Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.
I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.