I'm all about making this easy for us. Not just sexually easy (though I'm a fun third date) -but just easy to initially connect.
Sample chat we can get out of the way:
(this assumes you say hello)
Hi! My name is _____ and I like your pic even though you look very red and somewhat like an asshole.
Hello, my name is Cam, and thank you for saying hello. btw I agree... I do look like an asshole- I'm not photogenic. but- what's wrong with assholes, I like them.
I don't like douchey guys.
Ah, I don't either. I mean't I like ACTUAL assholes. And asses, and penises. I can't stand douchey guys.
I'm not a douchey guy...
Excellent- I tell me more! I Live in Chelsea, work mid-town but travel a lot.
I AM also:
- A very decent person, though I realize my pictures depict someone who is less than nice. I am not now nor have I ever been photogenic. I ruin photos regularly.
- Low drama, high humor.
- Very happy with grilled cheese sandwiches vs. something inedible at an expensive restaurant
A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit, friendly and sane.
I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.
And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell.
Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys. (update: also watch "Bachelor in Paradise". Sorry.)
Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)
- My MacBook
- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)
- Diet Coke
- Other dudes
Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.
I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.