I haven't had time to fill this out yet!
Just kidding- I hate those assholes too :)
I'm completing this section to the best of my abilities.
For this I deserve 1 Brownie Point.
*Current Total: 1 Brownie Point.*
I am reasonably handsome but possibly not hot.
Subtract 1 Brownie Point
*Current Total: 0 Brownie Points.
I am exceptionally warm and friendly, and my warmth and friendliness are exceptionally/mostly sincere.
Add 2 Brownie Points
* Current Total 2 Brownie Points
I'm not great at Fire Island or Fire Island-ish parties
Sutract 1 Brownie Point
*Current Total 1 Brownie Point
I love movies, going out with friends, people who have dogs, families, creative projects and more friends.
No Brownie Points Added.
Net 1(ONE!) Brownie Point.
HIT THIS NOW BEFORE HE'S (i'm) GONE!!!
Form an orderly line please.
Going out to dinner, giving unsolicited-but-excellent advice, watching movies, running, planning vacations.
I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.
And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell.
Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys. (update: also watch "Bachelor in Paradise". Sorry.)
Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)
- My MacBook
- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)
- Diet Coke
- Other dudes
Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.
I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.