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My self-summary
Hello fellow NYCers

Yes, it is hot, and it SUCKS! I'll save a quick back and forth for both of us by acknowledging that NYC has been a heat-hole all summer.
Is heat-hole a real thing? Don't Google it, I'm sure the results are especially NSFW. Unless your profile name is heat-hole, in which case I'm curious...

So we can dispense with:

You/me: "Hey - Can you believe how hot it's been this summer?"
Me/you: "I know, fuck, right?!"

And get down to:


"Hi, my name's Cameron. I go by Cam. I Live in Chelsea, work mid-town but travel a lot.

Nope, didn't do porn, just had a photography-major friend ask me to pose.

Yep, I realize I look really ruddy in my pictures.

Nope, I am not open-minded enough to connect with people who are voting for Trump".

Yep, I love dogs.

For those brave few who've read this far, I'm just now seeing how I composed a diatribe starting with "ME". That's a warning sign, right?
But, If you're still game...

I AM also:

- Inherently nice, though I realize my pictures depict someone who is less than nice. I am not now nor have I ever been photogenic. I ruin photos regularly.
- Low drama, high humor.
- Very happy with grilled cheese sandwiches vs. something inedible at an expensive restaurant

A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit, friendly and sane.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in marketing for a film company. I live in NYC for the most part, but am on the west coast every 2 or 3 weeks, so I'm bi-coastal and west coast dateable. I'm open to dudes from SF or LA too.
I’m really good at
Going out to dinner, giving unsolicited-but-excellent advice, watching movies, running, planning vacations.

I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.

And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm friendly. You probably noticed me because I said hello to you. I most likely held a door open for you, or let you cut in front of me in traffic. If I did any of these things and you didn't acknowledge with a nod, wave or thank-you, then FUCK you :)

I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: To Kill a Mockingbird... first book I really loved when I read it in 7th grade. The Swimming Pool Library, You Are Not Alone Here, Lolita, A Confederacy of Dunces. All the Joe Keenan books, all the Dragon Tattoo books. Robert Galbraith. Harry Potter series.

Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.

TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys. (update: also watch "Bachelor in Paradise". Sorry.)

Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
- My family and friends

- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)

- My MacBook

- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)

- Diet Coke

- Other dudes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Deep thoughts and wieners.

Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out to dinner, then some drinks, then in bed so i can haul my ass out of bed in the morning for a nice long run. I'm the designated driver-type in nearly all scenarios, even those in NYC where we're all car-less.

I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw Superman v. Batman and found Ben Affleck attractive. I don't know what "heteroflexible" means.
You should message me if
You're male, single, friendly, handsome, and sane. Sense of humor is essential. Also, lack of drama is key :)