Bigbangbeat
30 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Well hellooooo you handsome guy,

I'm all about making this easy for us. Not just sexually easy (though I'm a fun third date) -but just easy to initially connect.

Sample chat we can get out of the way:

YOU:
(this assumes you say hello)
Hi! My name is _____ and I like your pic even though you look very red and somewhat like an asshole.

ME:
Hello, my name is Cam, and thank you for saying hello. btw I agree... I do look like an asshole- I'm not photogenic. but- what's wrong with assholes, I like them.

YOU:
I don't like douchey guys.

ME:
Ah, I don't either. I mean't I like ACTUAL assholes. And asses, and penises. I can't stand douchey guys.

YOU:
I'm not a douchey guy...

ME:
Excellent- I tell me more! I Live in Chelsea, work mid-town but travel a lot.

I AM also:

- A very decent person, though I realize my pictures depict someone who is less than nice. I am not now nor have I ever been photogenic. I ruin photos regularly.
- Low drama, high humor.
- Very happy with grilled cheese sandwiches vs. something inedible at an expensive restaurant

A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit, friendly and sane.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in marketing for a film company. I live in NYC for the most part, but am on the west coast every 2 or 3 weeks, so I'm bi-coastal and west coast dateable. I'm open to dudes from SF or LA too.
I’m really good at
Going out to dinner, giving unsolicited-but-excellent advice, watching movies, running, planning vacations.

I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.

And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm friendly. You probably noticed me because I said hello to you. I most likely held a door open for you, or let you cut in front of me in traffic. If I did any of these things and you didn't acknowledge with a nod, wave or thank-you, then FUCK you :)

I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: To Kill a Mockingbird... first book I really loved when I read it in 7th grade. The Swimming Pool Library, You Are Not Alone Here, Lolita, A Confederacy of Dunces. All the Joe Keenan books, all the Dragon Tattoo books. Robert Galbraith. Harry Potter series.

Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.

TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys. (update: also watch "Bachelor in Paradise". Sorry.)

Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
- My family and friends

- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)

- My MacBook

- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)

- Diet Coke

- Other dudes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Deep thoughts and wieners.

Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out to dinner, then some drinks, then in bed so i can haul my ass out of bed in the morning for a nice long run. I'm the designated driver-type in nearly all scenarios, even those in NYC where we're all car-less.

I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw Superman v. Batman and found Ben Affleck attractive. I don't know what "heteroflexible" means.
You should message me if
You're male, single, friendly, handsome, and sane. Sense of humor is essential. Also, lack of drama is key :)
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