38 Sandy City, United States
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My self-summary
Most of the information for this is included in the other sections, so why repeat here?

I have 3 children that can keep me busy, but I am always willing and able to make time for meeting people in my life.

If it matters - My "love language" is Physical Touch followed closely by Quality Time.
That wasn't much of a surprise to me, but I went through the online test anyway.

Btw.....I can't see who has liked my profile. Send a message :) lol

A man walked into a bar. What did he say?
What I’m doing with my life
Work, kids, and play. I try to stay busy as much as possible with a balance between these things.

Why do cowboys ride horses?
I’m really good at

Not being able to cook mac & cheese.
Seriously...... Can you help with that?

Stealing the credit for somebody's joke that nobody laughed for and getting people to laugh at it.

Phase 10 and SkipBo.

Telling really poor jokes at exactly the right time. I'm not sure if this statement applies to my profile, but I'm trying right? Lol

A dyslexic walked into a bra.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love music - especially live. I listen to pretty much anything except old country and rap. I mainly listen to metal & rock.
I go to concerts as much as I possibly can.

I like a lot of different movies - way too many to possibly list here.
I definitely prefer action and horror though.

I have never been much of a book reader.
Attention span = too short

A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
The six things I could never do without
Only 6? I don't follow rules like this.

In no particular order:
My Kids
Water & Cold Beer
Loud Music
Drums & Bass Guitars
My Truck

Why are frogs so happy?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random sh...tuff like....

How to take over the world :)
Bonus points if you know what cartoon that is from.
Triple bonus points if you started singing the theme song lol

What color does a smurf turn if you choke it?

Where my next trip is going to be to, and what my next tattoo should be.

Why girls "like" a profile but then never respond to a message sent to them? Hmm.....

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually with my kids - if not then I try to get out to clubs, concerts, the race track, so on.

With you maybe? ;)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
You should message me if
Knowing what little you know about me, you feel like you can actually truly be yourself around and with me.

You would rather be completely honest than lie.

You are looking for a friendship, dating, and maybe even a relationship, not just a hookup or free meal.

You are able to talk each day (unless otherwise discussed) and are able to get out for time together.

You understand that I have children and have those obligations as a father, which I'm damn good at if I do say so myself.

You are still reading and would like to chat and get to know each other.

You got a smile, maybe even a laugh, from any of the stupid jokes here :)

So 2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff (drummer humor)