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My self-summary
My personality has been described as "sassy" and "comin' to get ya." My looks have been described as "you look just like my friend!"
What I’m doing with my life
Excellent question.
I’m really good at
walking into things. Turning awkward into funny, at least in hindsight. Dissecting any hint of an insult until it's a joke.

Also, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't appear to be a robot*

*I may still be a robot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Malcolm Gladwell, Neil Gaiman, and Douglas Adams. I have a huge love for both fiction and non-fiction.

Shows: "awkward" comedy such as 30Rock, Parks and Recreation, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I adore British comedies like The I.T. Crowd and Man/Woman. I was raised on The Simpsons and Monty Python (neatly explaining why I am the way that I am).
Recently: Binged House of Cards, Season 2. HOLY SHIT.

Music: Childish Gambino, Oh Land, Jay-Z, Band of Horses, TV on the Radio, Manchester Orchestra, Brand New, Fleetwood Mac, Girl Talk, Wu-Tang Clan, Cold War Kids, Miike Snow, Arcade Fire. A ton more.

Food: is wonderful. I talk about it too much in person, so I'm gonna go ahead and not do that here.
Also, I enjoy wine but I absolutely love good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who the hell is my 100% enemy match? Call it terrified curiosity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You're looking at it.
You should message me if
You can make me laugh and don't end your sentences with "lol."
The two of us