27Chapel Hill, United States
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My self-summary
I was born in Alaska so I'm rocking the eskimo thing, I think it's a good place to start. I like the cold, not hard to guess probably. I'm an English and International Studies UNC grad so I'm supposed to be all wise and cultured, in theory. I've studied a lot of languages and I'm fluent in approximately none of them but Spanish is my best. Despite being fortunate to have traveled all over the world, I just can't get enough. I'm constantly looking for ways to take another trip - anywhere.

Always down for a game of ultimate frisbee. Night driving relaxes me and run-on sentences are cool if done right. I probably (definitely) lean towards the nerdy side of things.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently running a small business in online retail and marketing. Being an entrepreneur is not as fun as I thought it would be. Before, I spent three months traveling Asia. I trained Muay Thai in Thailand for a month of that time. It was an incredible experience. Thai hospitality is no joke, they really are the nicest people. Just trying to pay for the next trip!
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at accents. They're my secret humor weapon on account of how bad they are. But seriously. They're great. (Also, I think it's awesome if you have a real accent. My fake ones are just me wanting to be as cool as you. Accents are super endearing.)

I don't take myself too seriously and neither should you!

Putting things off for as long as humanly possible. Nothing beats doing things at the last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think people first notice that I'm charming, witty and handsome. Arms the size of tree trunks. A man's man. An American ideal of sorts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cormac McCarthy is probably my favorite author ever. The Road is perfect. Ian McEwan is also great. I like talking about books and analyzing them.

Don't get me started talking about Lost in Translation or There Will be Blood, they're my favorites and I could go on and on about them. I'm a huge fan of everything Tarantino. I love movies and I'll see anything decent at the theater.

I watch a lot of TV shows and I spend an ungodly amount (too much) on buying most on Blu Ray for some reason. To list a few Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Girls, Breaking Bad, The Wire are all great.

Tabletop games are great too and more people should play them!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Pluto isn't a planet anymore. I mean, what the hell happened? My whole childhood was a lie.

New places I want to travel to and the next big get rich scheme I have to participate in to finance a trip.
You should message me if
I literally can't think of a reason not to message me. Unless you don't feel like it, but you should.

Also, I love old-timey expressions so if you know any good ones let me know.
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