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My self-summary
Alright, I just had a bunch of actual useful information on here about who I am blah blah blah... Instead, let me do this. I am ridiculous, so here is some ridiculousness.

I am Billy. I am the coolest person you'll ever meet, but I am also a homeschooled nerd that is socially awkward in "normal" social settings.

I have been skydiving naked. If you can't dig it, you should stop reading... it probably won't be my last one.

I have consumed a 2300 calorie pizza from mountain mikes in one sitting.

I can swim circles around dolphins. In fact, I've made it my goal to teach baby dolphins to swim in hopes that future dolphins will learn proper technique from birth and we'll have super dolphins within 50 years.

My IQ is higher than your mom's.

My phone consists of a clock. Nothing else is visible on the screen. I like shit clean like that... In fact, I'm going to post a picture of my phone background so you can see the absurdity of it's clean lines. No, you won't be able to figure out how to work it. It's that sexy.

I have a 15 year old beagle. She can run faster than a cheetah and consumes red bull and cocaine for breakfast.

I also have a red bull addiction, but I have never tried cocaine so I don't know about that.

I am my boss's boss, he just thinks he is my boss. It's better that way.

I enjoy going down. A lot. It's one of my favorite things ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome.
I’m really good at
Almost everything, so here is what I'm bad at:

Being boring
The first things people usually notice about me
My gorgeous face? My toned body? My phenomenally charismatic personality? I suppose they notice them all at the same time, so it's a 3 way tie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read if it's worthy of a read, I watch if it's entertaining, I listen if it pleases my ears and I eat. I eat everything.
Six things I could never do without
Beautiful scenery
Unique personalities
Evolving technology
Spontaneous adventure
Relaxing sunsets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobies. I am not a pervert, but I know what's on my mind. It's on every man's mind. I'm just not afraid to admit it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit anything in person. I am an open book. I am the in-your-face 50 shades of awesome book that will be up front. This 'aint no Sherlock Holmes novel lady.
You should message me if
If you are awesome!
The two of us