I'm really just looking for friends mostly, someone to be semi-adventurous with or just play board games with, maybe do something creative together. Where are all the other socially awkward and emotionally unavailable dorks at?
I'm a total introvert (and not in the cool, mysterious kinda' way! n_n), but I secretly really like people. I have a deep appreciation for puns and racist humor, but not racism. Personality-wise, I'm somewhere between liking adorable, cute things like Disney, AND ultra-violent action movies with bad plots. Or no plots even.
Looking for a decent job! In the meantime, I'm a shift manager at a Wawa 45 hours a week, and usually overnights! And yes, it's super awful. I'm learning how to be happy by myself again- just moved back home after a bad break up and being on my own for the last 10 years, so I don't really know anyone here. It's a pretty big adjustment! </3
Thankfully, you're never too old to hide under the covers. Or maybe you are, but that sure doesn't stop me.
I like to doodle, it's my constant but it's just a hobby. I would really like to make friends who pursue creative interests in their down time (or just like to watch dorky things, I'm not picky!). I'm learning how to sew, trying to be less fat, and trying to learn to be comfortable in my own skin. I am a total WIP.
Srsly, I have no clue. So, being clueless maybe? I started trying my hand sewing. Yeah, that's right, I said sewing. With like, a needle and thread and stuff. Pretty studly, if I do say so myself. Just little things like pillows and character patches for now.
I like to think I'm a pretty open-minded and empathetic person (most of the time). Sarcasm comes standard.
Maybe it's my eyes, deep and dark like a tar pit that murders dinosaurs. Actually, people usually comment on how quiet I am, so that I guess. I'm just really shy at first, I promise I get obnoxious and offputting once I warm up.
Oh sweet, I get to make lists now! Best. Day. Evarr!!1
+Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
+She's Come Undone (my favorite book) by Wally Lamb
+The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
+Harry Potter by that British chick
+Kingdom Come by Alex Ross
+The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller
+Go Ask Alice by anonymous
+The Art of Racing in the Rain
+anatomy and art books of all kinds
+endless comics and mangos
I like country, rap, and everything in between...it's called variety! Get used to it! :3
+Ani Difranco (My favorite <3 )
+Frou Frou (and Imogen Heap)
+The Birthday Massacre
+Lana Del Rey
+Shiny Toy Guns
+Hans Zimmer (Inception score!)
+Bat for Lashes
+Yeah Yeah Yeahs
+She Wants Revenge
+a little Bruce Springsteen
+weird gurgling noises
+Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (A movie about a very shy girl and possibly my favorite movie)
+Mary and Max
+Kung Fu Hustle
+To Wong Foo
+Edward Scissors Hands
+Lost in Translation
+Wall-e (Definitely makes me teary-eyed)
+The Fox and the Hound <3
+Black Butler, Attack on Titan, Ouran Host Club, Cowboy Bebop, and blah, blah, blah- you get the idea.
+Gilmore Girls <3
+The Adventures of Pete & Pete and anything 90s Nickelodeon :3
+Lie to Me
+the Regular Show
+The Last Airbender
+Teen Titans and Justice League
+Firefly, The Guild, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog
+Egyptian Rat Screw (a game with regular playing cards and SLAPPING)
+Super Smash Brothers Brawl <3 (best way to settle an argument >:3 )
+beer quidditch (an alternative to beer pong)
+Words With Friends
+sewing pillows with little characters on them
+abusing my cat
+making lists! har har harr..
+ music & audiobooks (nuh-uh, that totally counts as one!)
+ a clean, "strategically-organized" art space
+ comics & anime
+ my cat and only source of affection, Binxly <3 Wow, that's depressing...time to drink and draw! And we've come full circle.
getting a real job so I can have a little more (any) financial independence x_x'
If I could ever go back to school for artz.
And now let's throw in some insightful, identity-defining quotes for good measure, courtesy of Mr. Augusten Burroughs:
“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”
“It’s a wonder I’m even alive. Sometimes I think that. I think that I can’t believe I haven’t killed myself. But there’s something in me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change when it comes.”
“I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.”
-You wanna' talk nerdy to me <3
-if it's September 19th at 1:46 am, this is non-negotiable!
-You like making art and listening to music
-if you're a criminal and want to hatch a scheme
-if you have any information on what really happened to the dinosaurs and their current whereabouts
-if you're jaded and full of hate for the world, pure and unbridled. if you hate pretty people.
-if you can teach me something, sewing, piano, math even! Well, not math. Anything but math actually.